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31 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
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5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Atheism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), German (Poorly), Hungarian (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)
My self-summary
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yeah i know you just wanna see the n00dz

Whether I can have an intelligent conversation with you is the most important question to me. In your message, do your best to impress me on that front, mentioning somewhere within it [this book]. (If you're on the mobile app, the link won't work, so try again on a computer)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Day job i'd never have if i were an heiress.
I would've been an heiress if it weren't for the communists.

*shakes fist at communists*

I'd be okay with being a kept woman, except all the touching of netherparts. ew.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing one particular Beethoven piece (one movement of one piece, actually) on the piano, regaling people with mathematical intricacies they neither care about nor understand, corrupting others by luring them away from productivity and work towards iniquity and the consumption of massive amounts of curly fries and milkshakes, amassing intimidating amounts of pens, accidentally attracting nerd boys, falling asleep at the most inopportune of moments, falling on my face when ice skating. Pulling the string of the shower bath. Bonus points if you get that last reference.

nb -- no, that one piece isn't the first movement of Moonlight.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It must be the hair. it used to have a brilliant blue streak through it, but is just very long now, with a stripe of sun-bleached lighter brown.

Or some shocking thing I say. I'm good at saying shocking things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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On Chesil Beach, Atonement - Ian McEwan
The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins
Franny and Zooey - J.D. Salinger
Symbolic Logic - Lewis Carroll
Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro
Ada, or Ardor - Vladimir Nabokov

Movies, music, food: I'm indiscriminate as long as it's not gratuitously violent or mindless, I can discern it from noise, and it's properly prepared, respectively.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Truth. Beauty. Freedom. Love.
Oh, I have 2 more.
Vintage fountain pens and Mycroft Holmes
(or generally, men in 3-piece suits).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have paid my dues when it comes to thinking so I try not to.

I fail miserably.

Mostly, I think about whatever has nerdsniped me most recently.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home. I'm very boring. Very very boring. The most boring person you'll ever know. Probably staring at the wall. Oh my.

Tell me what you think of the friendzone. [This is what I think].
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My OTP is Holmescest

I like the idea of Soylent.
If interested, here is a recipe.
You should message me if
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you have something interesting to say

Oh, and if you're curious about shaving with a safety razor, I can recommend everything you would need to get started. I do what I can to contribute to clean-shaven-ness.