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dickwadian

27 / M / straight / Single

Dublin, Ireland

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Fit
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New friends, Short-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
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Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from college/university
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Science / Tech / Engineering
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Languages
English

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I am oo-ee-oo-aa-aa, tingtangwallawalla, and bingbong.

My Self-Summary

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner, playing my music in the sun. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker, I get my loving on the run.

God, I never realised how self-absorbed that song sounds. Scratch that, its not for me.

I laughed out loud in my head when I walked past a woman of dubious profession on halloween stood next to a pub sign advertising 'crusty rolls'. Ah, how innuent.

What I’m doing with my life

I am in Dublin for 2 months for work. Which all looks good on paper, but actually sucks a bit. Its expensive enough to bring grown men to their knees when receiving the total at the checkout at Tesco. The only people I know here dont go out on weeknights or most weekends.

Oh well. I never thought I would say it, but I miss Woking.

Besides that, I am using my time to design a couple of websites so I can become a gazillionaire, and eventually King of the World.

I have played the drums on and off since I was a teenager, but only had my first lesson last year, and am now taking it more seriously. i.e. learning the rudiments. Slowly.

Other than that I am just hanging out, always looking to expand my horizons.

I’m really good at

The quizzer down the pub. I reckon, with practice, I could make a living out of it. Oh and necking drinks.

The first things people usually notice about me

I have no idea. My cocked hat and jodphurs?

Anyone at work who comes in wearing a particularly natty shirt usually gets a comment about wearing a 'Porn' shirt. My nickname is Porn.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I am not going to do long lists, because I dont have favourites in that sense, and I dont believe anyone reads them half the time.

books - mostly encyclopaedia or at least factual, or classic. Nabakov.
films - anything that isnt tantmount to 2 hours of cheerleading or elaborating around a single marginally comic scene, such as humping a warm dessert.
music - I like anything with an original beat. Or anything fast. Preferably both.
food - I eat and enjoy and cook almost anything. There are very few things I dont like. Taramasalata. That's about it.

The six things I could never do without

people to go out with
places to go out to
my imagination
the number 0
the thrill of physical attraction
the thrill of emotional connection

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What would the world population be like if there had never been any wars? Would we be better off?

How can the world be made fairer for everyone?

Who has drunk all my apple juice?

Now where did I put that chisel?

Where did that word come from? I must find out.

On a typical Friday night I am

hmmm. Statistically the answer for this is probably down the pub with work mates, but I am going to assume it means typical as in 'what I imagine I should be doing'. I am usually out delivering food packages to orphanages and saving the whales, mostly.

I dont single Friday out as a particularly special night since I learned that I work more attentatively when I have a hangover.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Its genuinely massive.

You should message me if

You like what you see and read. Or if you don't like it, message me telling me so as to keep my ego in check.

Also if you believe the bit about it genuinely being massive.