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dientesyforro

31 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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hi, i'm david. i get ridiculously excited about ridiculous things. i have a tumblr that's almost exclusively dedicated to the random terrible ideas i have throughout the day. i'm mischievous, but i take a strong anti-mayhem stance.

i know just enough spanish to make my way through a cormac mccarthy novel. speaking of which, that's where my user name comes from. it's one of the passages that absolutely changed my life.

i'm an intj, but i forget what that means.
What I’m doing with my life
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- videography and editing
- riding the emotional rollercoaster that is seattle sports
- getting used to my new acl (formerly: my old hamstring tendon)
- a movie podcast, maybe?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- solving problems, a little bit at a time
- napping
- laughing, constantly
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i can't really think of what it would be, actually. i can't even come up with a good joke about it!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books:
- the crossing (cormac mccarthy)
- the english patient (michael ondaatje)
- the earthsea cycle (ursula le guin)
- the brief wondrous life of oscar wao (junot diaz)
- pattern recognition (william gibson)

movies:
- junebug
- 3-iron
- beasts of the southern wild
- gravity
- her

music:
- neutral milk hotel
- bon iver
- iron & wine
- the national
- joanna newsom
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
besides the obvious,
1. camera
2. amazing, inexpensive food
3. amazing, slightly-too-expensive beer
4. podcasts, an addiction i picked up while dog walking
5. copious amounts of laughter
6. uh, i don't know. porcupines?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- nature versus nurture
- how to saturate life with tiny, microscopic jokes
- what's better—the last 15 minutes of ratatouille or the first 15 minutes of up?
- a series of selfies taken with antique cameras: does it already exist?
- dinner
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i am an incorrigible introvert so my absolute favorite would be having dinner and drinks with a small group of friends. really, you can guess how much i will like a given activity based on whether it's likely to produce great conversations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
okay! i am really excited right now because i finally thought up a good answer to this question: you know that video of the cast of the broadway production of the lion king breaking out in song on a virgin air flight to australia?

i legitimately, 100% unironically, think that that is one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen.
You should message me if
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- you think i might be kind of funny
- you want to tell me a story
- or, you want me to tell you a story
- just 'cause.