Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am cunning, contemplative, and a cruciverbalist
I'm looking for friends, people interested in finding an extra hand
for a game, or smartass layabouts to lay about with, smarting ass
optional. I've got a busy schedule and work third shift
, so meeting people can
be a challenge. Lunch dates and weekends provide plenty of
Did I mention I am in an open marriage with corneliafoss
? You'll want to know
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm focused on getting out of my third-shift job so I can do things
in this engaging city. After that, making my yard a more pleasant
space to hang out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a calm person and keep a level head in all kinds of
situations. I am good to have around in a crisis.
I'm a quiet person, but when I talk people find me witty and
engaging. I have a broad knowledge of esoteric facts.
I like to play board games
and role-playing games
am occasionally even good at them. If you need to win, you can beat
me at chess.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I find that if someone has met me once, they tend to remember me
years later. I don't think that's due to any single feature,
though. Because I am generally quiet, some people think I loom but
I am often observing and taking the world in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Simpsons character: Frank Grimes
Favorite X-Files episode: Jose Chung's From Space
Favorite Breaking Bad character: Skinny Pete
I can appreciate haute cuisine or make the most of a buffet with
equal aplomb. There is little I do not like though I have an
aversion to hot beverages. That said, I am happy to meet in a
coffee shop and have a coke.
My all-time favorite movie is Miller's Crossing
the whole Cohen brothers catalog is full of gold. I try to find
something about movies that I can enjoy, no matter how bad they
are. It's more enjoyable for me than studying a film for flaws,
though I can understand the appeal of that common pastime as
I can't weigh in on favorite movie of the year until I've seen a
few more. Ex Machina at least.
Musically, there are so many things I haven't heard that my
favorites are probably still undiscovered. Current favorites
On the Radio
, and amusing mashups
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I wouldn't deal well with losing my legs (I love a long walk) or my
intellect. When it comes to possessions I'm downright
My family is important to me and I do love my MP-3 player. It saves
me from the piped-in music at my night job.
(I looked up the hyphenation and capitalization of un-American on
Merriam-Webster online. Some things are pretty handy even if I
could do without them)
And try as I might to give it up, I drink Coca-cola. It's my one
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should be studying to get into a new career, what to make
for dinner, where I put whatever I just had in my hand ten seconds
ago, how to get out of yet another game of Monopoly with my son.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late into the wee hours. I've been working mostly
third-shift jobs for the last twenty years somehow. Evening outings
are what Saturdays and Sundays are for - at least the outings that
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, let's just say I look a lot more strait-laced than I am.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want a response. I typically write back to everyone -
there's only so much a profile can convey, after all. It's easier
to tell what someone is like in person.
...you'd like an invitation to one of my game nights. They tend to
involve a lot of chatting over cocktails, but games do come out
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