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34 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
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Graduated from law school
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My self-summary
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Dreamer turned realist turned dreamer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moved into a new (old!) mini penthouse in Bernal Heights. Also been into yoga lately. Yoga to the People rules.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
mandolin, acoustic guitar, pesto, soaking, coffee, wine, wine country, frisbee, neti pot, cars, smoothies, meditation, watering plants, velour.

update: I'm not good at it, but I've been way into: yoga.

Picking a tune
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can be rather lively.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Woolf, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Barthelme, Fitzgerald

Legends of the Fall, Amadeus, Mean Girls, Fear and Loathing

Chopin, Bela Fleck, Bach, Air, Thelonious Monk, Bob Marley, Alison Krauss, Zero 7, Doc Watson, Tony Rice, Jimi Hendrix, Serge Gainsbourg, Lykke Li, Jose Gonzalez, Ricky Skaggs, Britney Spears, Debussy, Bitter:sweet, Black Keys, Dr. Dre, Thievery Corporation, Pentangle, Black Uhuru, Bjork, Brahms, Ravel, Scriabin, Lana Del Rey.

Californian, French, Italian, Not Ohioan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the arts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ever wonder what other girls' profiles look like? Here I'll show you: Doing a handstand, standing next to Machu Picchu, wearing a fake mustache, petting a tiger, standing next to the Giants trophy, loving "anything David Sedaris writes," and posing next to your hotter friends. Not necessarily all at the same time. Also making yourselves into various sauruses; so like I'd be Daveasaurus.

**Update: Ok, there are SO MANY fake mustaches on your pictures that now I'm genuinely curious - what IS the deal? Because there's a major sociological phenomenon going on here. Is it that many females have a deep need to (ironically) expose some sort of inner quasi-male self to their own potential lovers in a misguided act of playful defiance? You would not believe how many girls even wear a fake mustache as their profile pic! I certainly understand the need to rebel against a female-looks-centric society, but the fake mustache presence on here, profile after profile, is just... funny. And kind of sad.

**Final Update: I'm now officially floored by the prevalence of this trend. It's real and it's here. What does it mean??!!

*Double Final Update: I have finally just come to accept this as The Way Things Are. Like the color of the sky and the sun rising in the east.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tired, and going out. duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On the whole, Tinder girls are much hotter than Okcupid girls. Not you of course. Just on the whole.
You should message me if
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You want wine now.