Um...I really don't know what to say. Nevertheless, here goes.
Studies show that one's relative success on social networks that adhere to this paradigm are marginally, if at all, affected by the write-ups on said profile, and are substantially more affected by more visual cues, for example, one's profile picture. Given that, feel free to peruse my relatively scanty library of pictures, if you so desire.
As to who I happen to be, you may get a much better sense of what that entails by glossing through my rather extensive list of answered questions, and examining my personality profile, as collated by StaffBot. That, or you could just, you know, send me a message.
In the event you're considering sending me a message, know that I do not bite (unless you're into that), and am actually a very nice person; the observed pessimism that I exude with regards to this increasingly needless expenditure of time is brought upon by the horrendously complicated landscape that is the dating sphere.