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22 M Marietta, GA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Welcome to my profile! I'm shocked you're actually here! I don't get visitors at all. Ever. Would you like to sit down? Here's some iced tea; I believe that's the customary beverage to serve to guests in this corner of the United States.

Um...I really don't know what to say. Nevertheless, here goes.

Studies show that one's relative success on social networks that adhere to this paradigm are marginally, if at all, affected by the write-ups on said profile, and are substantially more affected by more visual cues, for example, one's profile picture. Given that, feel free to peruse my relatively scanty library of pictures, if you so desire.

As to who I happen to be, you may get a much better sense of what that entails by glossing through my rather extensive list of answered questions, and examining my personality profile, as collated by StaffBot. That, or you could just, you know, send me a message.

In the event you're considering sending me a message, know that I do not bite (unless you're into that), and am actually a very nice person; the apparent pessimism that I seem to exude with regards to this increasingly needless expenditure of time is brought upon by the horrendously complicated landscape that is the dating sphere.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently striving to reach polymath and hyper-polyglot status before I turn 26. Why 26? That's the age of neural prime; it's the age when a human brain will probably operate at its highest functioning capacity. Thus far, I'm making substantial progress, and a Ph.D. in computational neuroscience will probably be a consequence of the effort.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mostly anything involving Mathematics, Physics, Computation, and Technology. Also adept at relaying information related to the aforementioned disciplines to people yearning to understand; I am a pretty good teacher.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Do you play basketball?" ...if I had a nickel for every time someone asked... You know what's ironic? Neither am I particularly tall nor do I even know the rules of basketball! Like Pafnuty Chebyshev, I never played with the other kids as a child; it was far too mundane. I have good legs though....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This list will remain shrouded in mystery, for reasons having to do with the specificity of said list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
up, down, strange, charm, top, bottom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the hell is Waldo? Seriously!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing more useful activities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Frankly, I'm an open book. However, some might say, I am too open. I have no reason at all to hide anything from anyone, but my assessment of the dating landscape indicates that there is an overwhelming general preference for "dark and mysterious" potential partners. Thus, I will not divulge anything, despite the fact that I have no reservations with regards to doing so.
You should message me if
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I don't care at this point; my enthusiasm for this increasingly arduous enterprise is dwindling.