My screen name is a portmanteau of "digital" and "Italia", not "digital" and "genitalia". Figured I should clear that up.
Well, I'm not like EVERY OTHER GUY (tee hee), so now here's a list of a million and one cliche' things you find on every other profile. I love adventure! Rock climbing! And.. no, actually that's all bullshit. Sorry for the false start #notsorry. Seriously, did most of you just copy/paste the same profile?
Moved to the bay in Sept of '09 from Seattle where I lived for a year. Lived in Honolulu, Hawaii before that for 5 years, and before that in a shitty little town in SoCal for 2. Originally? I'm from Michigan and I don't really miss it at all (except for the people didn't seem as pretentious as most of the west coast). I was enlisted in the Navy for 5 1/2 years and traveled all over the world because of it.
Into the nitty gritty of what drives me. I'm into Computers, programming, movies and their trivia, music and it's trivia, trivial trivia, video games, music production. I try to find humor in just about anything, laugh at the wrong moments, and interject pop-culture references into everyday conversation. Trying to broaden my horizons as much as possible is my main drive in life. I don't think that anyone should be able to be described in a handful of adjectives.
PLEASE feel free to check out and comment on my "Food pr0n" journal entry. I'm always looking for comments and suggestions :) There is also more in my Facebook album here: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.339332567561.148955.736612561&type=1&l=bebd403450
I also do some indie game development and audio production as a hobby. Overall, I'm doing what I love and looking to find new and interesting things to learn. Which brings us to...
I'm a professional amateur.
Also: I don't smile in photos. My first instinct when someone pulls out a camera is to exaggerate my facial expressions, so I counter that by removing ALL expression. I'm not perpetually pissed off, I promise.
Movies: Leon`: The Professional, Wasabi, ...Ing, Angel-A, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Blade Runner (All 50 different versions), Snatch, Lock, Stock And 2 Smoking Barrels, Snake Eyes, 8mm, A Clockwork Orange, Thank You For Smoking, Hard Candy, Running Scared, Dark City, Memento, Requiem For A Dream, Pi, American Beauty, Full Metal Jacket, The City Of Lost Children, The Science Of Sleep, A Beautiful Mind, American Psycho, Lucky Number Slevin, Se7en, Fight Club, A Dog Day Afternoon, The Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Old Boy, Sympathy For Mr Vengeance, Sympathy For Lady Vengeance, Natural City, My Sassy Girl, My Tutor Friend, Sex Is Zero, Dog Eat Dog, Batman Begins, I could go on for HOURS (and give you the trivia on most of these movies *adjusts glasses*)
Guilty Pleasures: Big Trouble In Little China, They Live, Escape From New York, Total Recall, Running Man, Johnny Mnemonic, Hackers..
TV Shows: The Wire, Heroes, Numb3rs, Lost, The Sopranos, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Good Eats, Law And Order, House, Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Iron Chef, Top Chef, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, True Blood, A bunch of shows on Revision3.com, Doctor Who, House, Breaking Bad, Fringe, Sherlock... and a fuckload more.
Music: Mindless Self Indulgence, Aphex Twin, Aesop Rock, Panic! At The Disco, 80's new wave, 90's alternative, Indie Rap, (just because I don't feel like listing every band I've ever heard of), and generally music that isn't whiny by nature.
2. My gang of rabblerousers and social maladjusts.
3. Computerized gadgetry
4. Music (Though some would argue about dubstep being music)
6. Quick access to information (be it via books or internet)
Whether it's numberwang or not.
Why most people seem to suck at the art of conversation.
Why EVERYONE in the bay area likes rock climbing? *shrugs*
Why a lot of people are embarrassed to have a profile on here, as if it's any worse than meeting someone at a bar/club. "So, then we started rubbing our naughty bits indiscriminately against one another, then she threw up on my shoes and spent the rest of the night in the bathroom crying her eyes out. That's how I met your mother, kids."
I'm probably dancing to "Goodbye Horses" in my living room with my junk tucked up.
Too much info?
I've always wanted to break out into a spontaneous musical/dance number in public and have everyone around join in ala "(500) Days of Summer"/"Clerks 2".
I'm insanely experimental about kink and have a laundry list of things I'm into. Ask if you want OR you can just check out my fetlife profile: https://fetlife.com/users/23587 (Yes, I'm a kinkster, no I'm not shy about it, and NO this doesn't mean I just want to get into your pants). Like-minded folk are always awesome to find.
Also, and only because I keep reading the same response to this OKC question over and over again: The question is "The MOST PRIVATE thing you're WILLING to admit", not "What's your deepest, darkest secret that no one else knows about". Sharing something interesting about yourself that others may not know is not necessarily a bad thing. Just saying. :P
(2) You feel witty and/or pretty and/or gay.
(3) You want me to cook you something.
(4) The power of Christ compels you. (Unless you really think he told you to, then don't. Uber religious people freak me out).
(5) You're not easily offended.
(6) You're nerdy, dirty, and wordy.
(7) You're fucking hilarious.
Also note: PLEASE have time. Ideally, you're looking for something serious (or at least has the potential to become). I'll make the time for you, so please return the favor.
Please be a geek of some sort. We probably won't last long otherwise :P