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digitalia

32 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
*PRO TIP: Don't feel like sending a message because you can't think of anything to say at the moment? Brain farts happen to the best of us. Just click the stars and I'll get the hint*

My screen name is a portmanteau of "digital" and "Italia", not "digital" and "genitalia". Figured I should clear that up.

Well, I'm not like EVERY OTHER GUY (tee hee), so now here's a list of a million and one cliche' things you find on every other profile. I love adventure! Rock climbing! And.. no, actually that's all bullshit. Sorry for the false start #notsorry.

Moved to the bay in Sept of '09 from Seattle where I lived for a year. Lived in Honolulu, Hawaii before that for 5 years, and before that in a shitty little town in SoCal for 2. Originally? I'm from Michigan and I don't really miss it at all (except for the people didn't seem as pretentious as most of the west coast). I was enlisted in the Navy for 5 1/2 years and traveled all over the world because of it.

Into the nitty gritty of what drives me. I'm into Computers, programming, movies and their trivia, music and it's trivia, trivial trivia, video games, music production. I try to find humor in just about anything, laugh at the wrong moments, and interject pop-culture references into everyday conversation. Trying to broaden my horizons as much as possible is my main drive in life. I don't think that anyone should be able to be described in a handful of adjectives.

PLEASE feel free to check out and comment on my "Food pr0n" journal entry. I'm always looking for comments and suggestions :) There is also more in my Facebook album here: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.339332567561.148955.736612561&type=1&l=bebd403450
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a computer technician, yes.. a walking Bay Area cliche` in that regard.

I also do some indie game development and audio production as a hobby. Overall, I'm doing what I love and looking to find new and interesting things to learn. Which brings us to...
I’m really good at
collecting hobbies it seems. I'm a fairly decent cook, working mostly with meat (though as of 4/13, I'm trying out the vegetarian thing and.. doing pretty well with that too :P ), composing pieces of music, modifying electronic gadgets to do things they aren't suppose to. I'd also say I'm pretty good at lightening up the mood when things get a bit too serious.

I'm a professional amateur.
The first things people usually notice about me
My septum ring, as odd as that may be. 9 times out of 10, I'll have random people walk up to me and have the first words out of their mouth be "Did that hurt?". Puzzled for a moment about what they speak of, I start running through the mental Rolodex: "Does it hurt to be so weird/ugly/insert pejorative term here", "Did it hurt when I fell from heaven"?, etc.. until it clicks. Ahh, the septum ring.

Also: I don't smile in photos. My first instinct when someone pulls out a camera is to exaggerate my facial expressions, so I counter that by removing ALL expression. I'm not perpetually pissed off, I promise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Snow Crash, Neuromancer, Phillip K Dick short stories, Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Big giant textbooks on how to do stuff..

Movies: Leon`: The Professional, Wasabi, ...Ing, Angel-A, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Blade Runner (All 50 different versions), Snatch, Lock, Stock And 2 Smoking Barrels, Snake Eyes, 8mm, A Clockwork Orange, Thank You For Smoking, Hard Candy, Running Scared, Dark City, Memento, Requiem For A Dream, Pi, American Beauty, Full Metal Jacket, The City Of Lost Children, The Science Of Sleep, A Beautiful Mind, American Psycho, Lucky Number Slevin, Se7en, Fight Club, A Dog Day Afternoon, The Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Old Boy, Sympathy For Mr Vengeance, Sympathy For Lady Vengeance, Natural City, My Sassy Girl, My Tutor Friend, Sex Is Zero, Dog Eat Dog, Batman Begins, I could go on for HOURS (and give you the trivia on most of these movies *adjusts glasses*)

Guilty Pleasures: Big Trouble In Little China, They Live, Escape From New York, Total Recall, Running Man, Johnny Mnemonic, Hackers..

TV Shows: The Wire, Heroes, Numb3rs, Lost, The Sopranos, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Good Eats, Law And Order, House, Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Iron Chef, Top Chef, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, True Blood, A bunch of shows on Revision3.com, Doctor Who, House, Breaking Bad, Fringe, Sherlock... and a fuckload more.

Music: Mindless Self Indulgence, Aphex Twin, Aesop Rock, Panic! At The Disco, 80's new wave, 90's alternative, Indie Rap, (just because I don't feel like listing every band I've ever heard of), and generally music that isn't whiny by nature.
The six things I could never do without
1. My daily coffee(s)
2. My gang of rabblerousers and social maladjusts.
3. Computerized gadgetry
4. Music (Though some would argue about dubstep being music)
5. Movies
6. Quick access to information (be it via books or internet)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Different ways to play on words and perfecting the art of snark. On more serious days: how awesome it would be to be good at everything.

Whether it's numberwang or not.

Why EVERYONE in the bay area likes rock climbing? *shrugs*

Why a lot of people are embarrassed to have a profile on here, as if it's any worse than meeting someone at a bar/club. "So, then we started rubbing our naughty bits indiscriminately against one another, then she threw up on my shoes and spent the rest of the night in the bathroom crying her eyes out. That's how I met your mother, kids."
On a typical Friday night I am
"I have no typical Friday! Teehee!". Really? Well aren't you just manic pixie to the MAX! Let's dance in the rain in slow motion while you show me how plain my existence truly is without your carefree shenanigans!

I, however, am /usually/ wandering about this beautiful city, preparing some sort of meal for my friends/housemates or going to a show/movie/concert. I'm not much of a club person, but can always be convinced to go if the company is good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm addicted to floss-picks and have an insane attraction to women in over-the-knee/thigh-high socks. I regret nothing. #nofilter

I've always wanted to break out into a spontaneous musical/dance number in public and have everyone around join in ala "(500) Days of Summer"/"Clerks 2".

I'm insanely experimental about kink and have a laundry list of things I'm into. Ask if you want OR you can just check out my fetlife profile: https://fetlife.com/users/23587 (Yes, I'm a kinkster, no I'm not shy about it, and NO this doesn't mean I just want to get into your pants). Like-minded folk are always awesome to find.

Also, and only because I keep reading the same response to this OKC question over and over again: The question is "The MOST PRIVATE thing you're WILLING to admit", not "What's your deepest, darkest secret that no one else knows about". Sharing something interesting about yourself that others may not know is not necessarily a bad thing. Just saying. :P
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
(1) You're not a total moron. (U dnt tlk lyk dis)
(2) You feel witty and/or pretty and/or gay.
(3) You want me to cook you something.
(4) The power of Christ compels you. (Unless you really think he told you to, then don't. Uber religious people freak me out).
(5) You're not easily offended.
(6) You think this is awesome: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RatherAcceptable/journal/2275749311662691016
(7) You're nerdy, dirty, and wordy.
(8) You're fucking hilarious.

Please be a geek of some sort. We probably won't last long otherwise :P