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dignifiedpauper

28 Columbus, OH Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:06pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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At the sake of sounding narcissistic, I want to start out by saying that my goal is to always sound genuine, and never come across as trying to be impressive.

I, at the dismay of my grandfather, am a writer and singer at heart. Creative the core, and interested in making certain that I stay focused on my creativity - however it expresses itself at the moment.

I am insightful, deeply introspective and love good jokes. I tend to be extremely pragmatic, don't take hardly any situation too seriously and sometimes find myself laughing at tasteless jokes - despite the fact that they may surround serious situations.

I do my best to treat others the way I want to be treated, which is nothing more than respectfully. I'm currently interested in meeting new friends, going on dates, and just seeing what happens. I'm someone who is open to experience and does not limit them with expectations.
What I’m doing with my life
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I received a degree in English from the Ohio State University with a focus in creative writing. I have my own silly website. I am currently working in the corporate world. Relatively recently, I landed a great job that I couldn't be happier. It has NO relation to my major what-so-ever, but because I'm a big tech-nerd, I LOVE what I do.

I'm politically engaged, and very aware of current events usually. Liberal, but willing to compromise on some issues.

I think I've entered an exciting chapter with my late twenties recently dawning, and I am currently exploring avenues with which to take writing, creative arts and view how I measure success with self-worth rather than personal wealth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really Good at: Google, Learning, Tech, making awkward situations more awkward, conversation, debate.

Decently Good at: Writing, singing, swimming
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most people comment on how blue my eyes are. Others, later, like to point out how bald I am. (RUDE)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Time's Arrow - Martin Amis; Something I Expected to Be Different - Joshua Beckman; Knockemstiff - Don Pollock; Lamp of the Body - Maggie Smith; The Door - Margaret Atwood

Movies: Up; Once; August Rush; American Beauty; Donnie Darko; Killer Klownz from Outer Space; Orphan; Inception; Election; Office Space; Fifth Element

Shows: Family Guy; Glee; Jersey Shore (I'm shameless); Dirty Jobs; Life; Planet Earth; American Dad; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; SeaLab 2021;

Music: Death Cab for Cutie; Postal Service; Beethoven; Palestrina; Mozart; Madonna; Lady GaGa; Matchbox 20; Tobi Lightman; Unkle Bob.

Food: Guacamole; Bagels (really any bread); meat and potatoes; Chipotle (an unhealthy addiction); Betty's Mac n Chz; Jeni's IceCream; Buffalo Wings; Salted Lemons; Assorted Fruits; spinach; any cheese; not a fan of most sweet stuff, love spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

1) Water - I drink it almost exclusively. My kidneys love me.

2) The Internet - I get bored. It entertains me.

3) Friends - I have made a lot of great friends, and I would be lost without them.

4) Pen and Paper - writing is key, literacy is important, and it's my passion.

5) Astronomy - Because it takes the largest possible things, and compares it with the smallest possible things, and everything between, and I love thinking about these comparisons.

6) Dignity - enough said.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, Politics, Literature, Psychology, Interpersonal Relationships, myself (not in a glorifying way, but in a retrospective way), my friends and family, work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home catching up on the week, or out with friends at a bar, movies, dinner or any possible venue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I played the Pig in the "Little Red Hen" in Second Grade.
You should message me if
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You want to meet for coffee.

Or if you can hold awesome philosophical conversations. I'm all about discussing the world.

OR if you think I sound remotely interesting and would just like to chat in general. I'm here to make friends of all sorts and all variety.

OR if you can answer this about yourself: Single, Sexy, Sane - Pick two.

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