Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm optimistic and easily amused (the two go together very well). I don't take very much seriously, except for the show Friends. There's just nothing funny about it. I actually enjoy my job. Few things beat getting paid while having fun. I've realized I don't really enjoy the vast majority of movies, yet I enjoy plenty of TV shows (as long as I don't have to watch the commercials). I think no matter what traits we think our ideal mate should have, we tend to fall for those who have none of them. I don't like watching reality shows. Including sports. I do enjoy playing them though. I'm not religious. That doesn't mean I won't scream jesus christ when I stub my toe. I dream of having a son with blue hair. He'd be the coolest kid ever. I have issues trying to understand how people can be against gay marriage. Land of the free my ass.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Making the world safe for democracy. Running over all the nails on the road to protect everyone else's tires. Doing the rain dance to increase the value of the stock I own in an umbrella corporation. Eating all the mint oreos in the world so the other cookies have a chance.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

writing paragraphs about myself. Can't you tell? I'm also not bad at scrabble/literati, so go ahead and challenge me. I'm also pretty good at Wii sports or singing in Rock Band.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

That I exist. Usually they then change direction in order to not collide with me. Not always though.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

(a) Slaughterhouse Five, Red Mars, Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, Jennifer Government, Catch-22, Kiln People (b) I like tv shows a lot more than movies, so I'm changing this question to TV shows. The Wire, Odyssey-5, Spin City, Arrested Development, Boomtown, Farscape (c) Nine Inch Nails, Converge, Eden Maine, Zao, early Hopesfall, Norma Jean (d) candy, sesame chicken, donuts, philly cheese-steak sandwiches, and shrimp

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

While food, water, air, etc are the logical choices, that tells you nothing about me (other than I too, am human). So assuming the question reads "The Six Things I Would Like to Never Do Without", my answer becomes a watch, my car, my computer, the ability to think, my two feet, and my cd collection.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

What I'm going to do next. Though it keeps changing, because I do that thing and then I have to think of what to do again. It definitely keeps me busy. How people can have more than one best friend. Best is a superlative. Why everyone thinks everyone else is so stupid. We all do. And there is always someone smarter than us laughing at how stupid we are, yet we keep doing it too. What truly makes one happy. Which is often so different from what we naively assume does.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

either a) selling hamburgers outside the local vegetarian cafe b) jumping from the first step of my apartment to the floor, experiencing the exhilarating rush of free-falling c) playing scrabble against me, myself, and I. Somehow, I always win!

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I plan to have a son and name him 5280. Then, no matter how stupid he turns out, he'll at least know how many feet are in a mile.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You're a single female and

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