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dinomonkey

36 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm talented, funny, smart, and confident, with the smile of a trickster god. I listen more than I talk.

I'm gentle without being a pushover. I like to try things that are out of my comfort zone and laugh at how ridiculous I look.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working on a karaoke-focused web project, and leading myself back towards being in great shape, after a few years off the path due to injuries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm sophisticated, brilliant, charming, hilarious, beautiful, kind, musical, danceable, kissable, cuddly, high-powered, and radiant.

I can sight-sing Bach, lindy hop in an aisle, lead climb a 5.10d, and debug your code without needing to see it, just from you describing its behavior. I can make a fantastic chocolate mousse cake, and a deeply satisfying hamburger. I can hold you until you're ready to talk.

I have held jobs, left jobs, created jobs, been fired from jobs, started companies, and seen companies die. I have started open source projects. I have written entire applications in plpgsql, and liked it. I have sailed a Catalina with a half-rigged mainsail and an engine throwing sparks through a maze of windsurfers, and brought her home safe.

I might take you out to dinner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm pretty short; it's for fuel efficiency.

That I am leaving it all on the stage at the dive bar karaoke night.

That I talk like I'm certain. "I'm just making this up!" I sometimes say, but people don't seem to care. It's a thrilling and dangerous sense of power.

That I'm a man in aerial silks class.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TOOL, RATM, Tom Waits, Beethoven, Josquin, Pink Floyd, Miles Davis.

I like sushi, Indian food, burgers, and pizza. I don't eat pork, it's a tribal thing.

Odd music/video tastes include The Billy Nayer Show and Brad Neely's Babycakes (and maybe now Queeblo!) I like absurd art! Also, did you see the cathedral made of old guns/bullets? I think it was at the DeYoung? Amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Unexpectedness.
Love.
Lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it possible for a financial services company to not be deeply awful?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is how you reggaeton
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go sing karaoke.
You want to build something amazing with me.
You want to come to board game night.
You care about freedom (the speech/voting kind).
You are brilliant, kind, hot-blooded, gentle, playful, and open.
You think experiment has the last word on what's real.