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33 M Carmel, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:10am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm unconventional, driven, strong willed and independent. Love to laugh and be entertained, have a very dry sense of humor and tend to appreciate it in others. . I love to travel, explore, discover. I love my music, good books, nature, good company, and staying active/fit. If you'd like to know anything else, feel free to ask. . and despite the vicious libel that is my 'personality profile', I think most people that know me would say I'm quite kind (Answer one question about communism being flawed in both theory and practice, and this site labels you a monster. . ! I'm a cuddle monster, at most).

I've decided its time to find someone to have some fun with, and explore this area (nor cal) for all its worth, and perhaps some travel as well (lived in europe for nearly 5 years, very anxious to see it again). I've been a workaholic for awhile now, and its time to emerge from my hermitage.

In short, I'm healthy, happy, and secure/confident in my path. . . . but also know how just much the right significant other can enhance life.

(Apparently the phone app shows me online 24/7. . please don't be insulted or put off by my lack of a response, I'm likely not online!)
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to retire early, to allow for enough time to properly play, explore, create, and accomplish a few meaningful things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sidestepping questions that may otherwise turn into an open-faucet of pretentious jibber jabber.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beautiful, profound gaze, my impressive build, my keen and creative intellect, my razor sharp wit, my dry sense of humor and impeccable sense of comedic timing, my powerful personality, my godlike nature in-general, and above all, my modesty and humility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Passionate about my music. (
I don't really watch cable. I do have netflix, however. . and tend to love well done documentaries. Archer (suits my humor), Top Gear (big fan of quality auto-cars), old Frasier episodes (so well written), loved the UK office, enjoy good comedy (Gervais/Merchant, Louie CK, Jimmy Carr). . . I love a good movie, but its become increasingly hard to define just what makes a movie 'good' in my eyes. I do know that I don't enjoy bland action flicks, I need some underlying plot/premise, some depth, some thought provocation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of self, self respect
The occasional connection/resonance of a like mind / soul
The boundless information source that is the interwebs
The guidance of greater minds than my own (Nietz, Evola)
family/friends/puppies, so I seem like less of a monster than my slanderous personality profile indicates (the ruse is complete! . . and now I wait)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm supposed to narrow this down to one or two things, aren't I. . . I refuse to play your game, sir website.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sobbing, softly, in a corner, with a glass of vodka in one hand, and an Ipad in the other. . feverishly searching this site for someone to spend time with.
That's right ladies. One at a time, please. . form an orderly queue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Once, when new to an area that seemed to be nothing but geriatrics and grade schoolers with no in-between, I sucked up my pride and signed up to a site called 'ok cupid'... With an open mind and extremely low expectations
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're cute, witty and/or nerdy, and looking for good company. I've found lately I'm very much into funny girls, and Kristen Wiig types make me swoon. (or, if you'd like to purchase a blue 81 Honda accord, near mint condition, only 130k miles... Like new!!

I'm kidding.

It's actually 140k miles.)