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25 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Working on university
Science / Engineering
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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So it's summer again and just like the Brazilian freshwater slug, I start producing a psychoactive enzyme in my saliva that makes me 10 times more prone to greatness and prestige. I am looking for a fellow Homo sapiens female (also open to a literate Homo Erectus or Neanderthal) to share all this greatness and prestige that I'm being attacked with.

I'm really into science, namely physics and mathematics, I love Jazz and Jazz fusion, I'm a professional Jaywalker, I have the body of a Greek god, I'm super humble of course and I have an expensive taste for run-on sentences.

I want to meet someone who I'd enjoy being around; maybe a bit odd and crazy but sharp and rational at the same time. Someone who's not afraid of chestnuts and would be down for licking psychedelic frogs in the Amazons. Someone I could enjoy being silly and serious with. Maybe even someone who wants to solve cool math problems together and do some sweet electronics and programming projects (not gonna happen but a man can dream!). . .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Physics, math and procrastination. Also by the standards of many non-musicians and 'musicians' in genres that all the youngsters are into, I'm a really good guitar player. By Jazz standards, I'm a terrible guitar player.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm less redundant than zero inner product.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly listen to Jazz and Jazz fusion (which branch out to many other genres), stuff like: Mahavishnu Orchestra, Return to Forever, Greg Howe, Guthrie Govan, Allan Holdsworth, Weather Report, Jean Luc Ponty, Chick Corea, Casiopea, Frank Gambale, John Coltrane, Lenny Breau, pat Metheny, Charlie Parker and Miles Davis.

I read loads everyday but it's usually non-fiction and has lots of Greek letters (that don't form Greek words). Excluding technical science literature, I've enjoyed "What is Life?" by Schrodinger, Orwell's "1984" and "Animal Farm", Melville's "Moby Dick" and "Billy Bud" and "Alice in Wonderland" by Carroll among others.

Shows: Game of Thrones, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, True detective, Peep Show, The Simpsons and a few of Ricky Gervais shows, especially the ones that include Karl Pilkington.

Some of my favorite movies are And Justice for All, Silence of the Lambs, Good Will Hunting, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Serious Man, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction and Django Unchained.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on the latest absurdities of life with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 14 I had a surgery on my broken arm. Just before the surgery, as I was lying on the operating table with my semi-long hair tucked in the transparent plastic hospital hat and in a hospital gown, the two surgeons started to talk among themselves as they were preparing for the operation. One surgeon said to the other in Russian (which I understand very well): "Shit, this operation again, and on a girl too". The other surgeon, who has spoken to me before and knew I spoke Russian quickly replied: "Are you crazy, that's a boy and he's one of us too".

So yeah, I was confused for a girl by a reluctant surgeon when I was 14.