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diredork

24 M Davis, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Seth. I'm a nerd, in almost every sense of the word. I have a bike that tries to kill me. When I conjugate verbs, I say y'all instead of you. I saw a Komodo dragon once. If you try to use linguistics to pin down where I'm from, you're gonna get lost.

Yep, I think that about covers it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a graduate of UC Davis, and I'm currently running a copy center while looking for a grown-up job. When asked, I usually say I majored in college, but the diploma says Philosophy.

My ultimate life goal, however, is to make a substantial change to the English language. Currently, I'm wavering between making multiple contractions mainstream, or trying to make a new word.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know a ton of totally useless trivia, which sometimes turns into free drinks at local pub quiz nights.

I can hold a conversation about pretty much anything.

If you need someone to come in a strong third place when playing board games, I'm your guy. You know I'm definitely not going to win, but I'll give second place a run for his money.

I've never put this to the test, but I bet I could defuse bombs super well. I always know what wire to cut in TV shows, at least.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently I'm pretty tall?

I've got a pretty remarkable last name. It may not be the first thing you notice, but you'll remember it.

No, but seriously, it's probably my sardonic wit. Either that, or my insistence on using words like sardonic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: let me throw out a few titles to get things going: Harry Potter, Catcher in the Rye, 1984. Also, just about anything by Vonnegut or Bill Bryson. I'm making my way through Game of Thrones at the moment. Emma might be the best book I never finished.

Movies: Favorite three movies in no particular order: Young Frankenstein, Jurassic Park, and Raiders of the Lost Ark. Favorite three romance movies (in order): Shakespeare in Love, Amelie, Top Gun.

TV: Yes. Comedy or drama, foreign or domestic; I'll watch anything. Comedy panel shows are my current favorite.

Music: I like songs that tell a story, especially if that story is about a ghost train, or a hard drinking Irishman. Also, the Mountain Goats. You should listen to them. I'll wait here...

Food: I grew up in the South, so American cuisine will always have a special place in my heart (and arteries, I suppose). I like foreign food, but anything too authentic scares me a little bit. My meager cooking ability leaves me limited to the crock pot, or grill, when I'm left to fend for myself (but I'm working on improving that).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Running water/modern plumbing: I will gladly camp for a week or two, but after that I'm going to want a decent shower.

Whole grain Goldfish: Hands down, the best snack food in the world.

Doodling: If I have a pen, I will be doodling. I usually have a pen.

Dice: Is that weird? Probably. Haters gonna hate.

Music: I do a lot of biking, and it gets pretty quiet. Music makes it much more bearable.

My hydrometer, Ted: I brew beer, and I like to know facts. The hydrometer, which for the purposes of this joke I have named Ted, is the perfect union of those two things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mechanics of bipedal locomotion, civil rights of artificial intelligence, and good storytelling. I know essentially no one else actually talks about these things, so I just keep it to myself unless someone expresses an interest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I go straight from work to the Sudwerk Dock Store. From there, it's all up in the air. Maybe another bar, maybe a cookout, maybe relaxing on the back porch. Maybe I'll finally get my act together and go on that camping trip I've been half planning for months. Do you have suggestions? Let's hear 'em.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of moths. It's called mottephobia, and it's a real thing. I mean, I don't run screaming from the room. I'd consider it more of a tactical retreat until I can gather my wits.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you like hyperbole more than breathing, and you think archaisms are swell.

...you know of an awesomely bad horror movie for me to watch.

...you know of a new craft beer for me to try.