I like Cheese, porn, action figures, anime, air conditioning, movies, cartoons, sex, Taco Bell, GIJoe, Batman, Spider-man, comic books, Transformers, reading, documentaries conventions.

I work in Sanitation, but I am not in the Mafia (which doesn't exist. Hope that prevents me from getting whacked LOL). In my free time, I do things that seem to bore most everyone but me. I love to be creative.
I find full figured women beautiful. Fart jokes make me laugh. I love a good pun. I've played Magic: The Gathering for over 10 years, but haven't kept up with the modern sets. I'm fun. I will do what it takes to make you laugh. I can make a sound like a kitten meowing. I met the 60's Batman and Robin. I found Waldo. I know way too much about G.I.Joe and Transformers. I know odd facts and useless trivia. I love animals. I have 2 cats, Pilgrim and Velcro, And I inherited 2 Shi Tzus, and took in a mystery dog (Chi Tzu I'm told), as well as random cats that drop in from time to time. I am not perfect, and I do not expect anyone else to be.

I am looking for a true geek girl. Anime, comics, toys, movies, cons, whatever you are into, I love geeks! I am looking for someone to spend time with. I'd like to find someone to grow old with. I don't have to get married, but I would like to find someone to love that can love me despite my flaws and faults.

I have a myspace if you want to check it out: myspace.com/rasvonjonni

Got one of them facebook pages too:http://www.facebook.com/Unclemutty?ref=profile

trying to write, eating food and breathing air, working

making people laugh

My sense of humor. The fact that I didn't mention Taco Bell here LOL.

I have a varied taste in music. I like a little bit of everything. I love movies, everything from academy award winners to z grade crap fests. I love comic movies, horror movies, Science Fiction. I'm a huge (both in size and intensity LOL) Blade, Spider-Man, and Batman fan. I have a large DVD collection, with over 500 movies.

I'm fat (but losing weight), so naturally, I LOVE to eat. I love to cook too. I'm always ready to try new foods. I love Chinese, and want to try Indian and Thai.

Sadly, I don't get to read much anymore, but I do love to do it. I'll read almost anything, as long as it's interesting.

air conditioning loved ones taco bell my pets My collection love

The future, my family and friends, my hobbies, Taco Bell.

Not doing much. Thinking about Taco Bell LOL.

I hate being alone. I dislike elevators. Clowns make me uncomfortable. I think sex is like bowling, more fun to participate in than to watch. I am insecure and fear rejection. I think I am boring, I think the woman from the Progressive Insurance ads is pretty. I am fascinated by things that glow in the dark.

You want to know more, You like comics, toys, sci-fi, cheese, cheesy movies, you can juggle chainsaws, you aren't perfect, fart jokes make you laugh, you know who Ed Wood is, if you have ever had to Narfle the Garthok, you cheer for the monster/villian, you have nothing better to do, you love silliness and very BAD wordplay, you've ever made a meal out of free samples, you are a geek/nerd/collector, you've played with Spamby or Log, you sing random commercial jingles, you find me interesting, you know useless trivia, you've taunted Happy Fun Ball, You love to be young at heart