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24 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:02am
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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If I haven't done it before and I'm fairly certain it won't result in long term damage, I'll try it.

Relevant transition: I'm clumsy, in the physical and metaphorical sense of the word. I kinda stumble through stuff and make social faux pas or bang my knee on a table sometimes.

I've gone through most of the movies in the horror genre on Netflix. I REALLY like horror movies.

Good food will easily win me over. So will a good laugh.

Oh, and finally, when I'm bored I will take out my change and line them up by printing date.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in a private elementary school.

Volunteering at a cat shelter.

Uhhh... internetting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing what I'm really bad at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The things I lack: Height, a left hand, and toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Grapes of Wrath

Stranded Island Top Five Movies: Pulp Fiction, Children of Men, Audition, The Lion King, Perfume. I also watch a SHIT ton of horror.

Music: Other than what Spotify thinks I like on the India or Rock channels, been listening to a lot of Los Campesinos! lately.

Food: My diet currently consists of mostly apples, blood oranges, lima beans, and whatever free food I can get at work. My favorite flavor is free food. My second favorite flavor is garlic. My third favorite flavor is salted caramel.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The internet
-Pocket knife
-Cheap, slutty clothes
-Hanes boxer briefs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Imaginary conversations, or fake scenarios in which I save the day and am a super big hero.

2. Taking things apart and other forms of destruction, organized or otherwise.

3. Children, I guess, what with them being my clients and all.

4. Lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Internet. Maybe working up the nerve to like see people or do things ever. Maybe. Ever. With alcohol.

Or dancing naked in front of windows in my apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea how often you're supposed to wash bras or pants but I guarantee you I don't meet the standard.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to do something free with me or buy me food.

You want to tell me a good story.

You want to watch horror movies with me.

It helps if you're a big flirt, because I don't know how to do that shit.

( polyamorous tag)

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