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dirtroads

24 Chicago, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 1
Orientation
Bisexual, Queer, Pansexual
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I'm clumsy, in the physical and metaphorical sense of the word. I kinda stumble through stuff and make social faux pas or bang my knee on a table sometimes.

I've gone through most of the movies in the horror genre on Netflix. I REALLY like horror movies.

Good food will easily win me over. So will a good laugh. I like good stories and good story-tellers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
✎. Working in a private elementary school.

🚲. Biking.

⛸. Watching (now old games of) hockey.

⌨. Uhhh... internetting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sharpening pencils, petting things, and eating an entire box of cereal in one sitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The things I lack: Height, a left hand, and toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Grapes of Wrath

Stranded Island Top Five Movies: Pulp Fiction, Children of Men, Audition, The Lion King, Perfume. I also watch a SHIT ton of horror.

Music: Other than what Spotify thinks I like on the India or Rock channels, been listening to a lot of Los Campesinos!, Kanye, and the soundtrack to The Lion King lately.

Food: Literally whatever is put in front of me. My favorite flavor is free food. My second favorite flavor is garlic. My third favorite flavor is salted caramel.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Internet
-Cats
-Bike
-Garlic Salt
-Hanes boxer briefs (for boys)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Imaginary conversations, or fake scenarios in which I save the day and am a super big hero.

2. Hockey.

3. My cats. I have two. I love them more than I will ever love you.

4. Lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Internet. Maybe working up the nerve to like see people or do things ever. Maybe. Ever. With alcohol.

Or dancing naked in front of windows in my apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I find immense personal validation in whether or not pets and children like me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to watch horror movies with me.

You want to watch old hockey games with me or teach me about hockey history.

You want to do something free with me.

You want to buy me food.

You want to tell me a good story.

You're a couple and you want to play.

You want to do any of the above while also drinking with me.

It helps if you're a big flirt, because I don't know how to do that shit.

( polyamorous tag)

forever absurd