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dirtroads

23 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:35pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
If I haven't done it before and I'm fairly certain it won't result in long term damage, I'll try it. Sometimes I get a cool story out of it, and if it's one of THOSE days, I get a cool scar-story out of it. I enjoy variety.

Relevant transition: I'm clumsy, in the physical and metaphorical sense of the word. I bake, I write and sing songs for my ukulele, I traverse the internet and the globe, but all in a messy sort of way. It works.

I can tell you a lot of random trivia and relevant policy knowledge about North Korea. Good food will easily win me over. So will a good laugh.

Oh, and finally, when I'm bored I will take out my change and line them up by printing date.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing with gore and special effects make up.

Baking.

Cats.

Internet.

Working in an elementary school because CPS has no standards for whom they let be around children.
I’m really good at
Overthinking things.

The internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
The things I lack: Height, a left hand, and toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is unhesitantly The Grapes of Wrath, specifically for the very ending scene and the lengths of humanity that are stretched throughout the plot. I've been really into books (and everything) about North Korea lately, both expository and otherwise. I like poetry too but I feel douchey for this.

I'm quite a fan of movies, and some of my favorites are:Children of Men, Brick, Pulp Fiction, The Lion King, Soylent Green, Perfume, the Cornetto Trilogy, the Alien quadrilogy, the Jurassic Park trilogy, the Back to the Future trilogy, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and maybe Dead Snow.

Side note: Megalodon is my favorite terrible movie. Go ahead; judge me.

I'm not too picky with music, and at the end of the day I will always love The Beatles (was raised on them). Recently I've been listening to Iggy Azalea, Wavves, James Blake, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Ka, The Weepies, Julia Nunes (If you know who she is, I might already like you a whole lot), Los Campesinos!, The Dodos, Ray Charles, Nat King Cole, and Ella Fitzgerald... and music to which Pandora thinks is similar.

I like food, but often eat weird or incomplete meals, like a bowl of microwaved and over-seasoned peas for dinner, or three blood oranges for lunch. My go-to gorge-myself meal is fancy cheeses, pita chips, and hummus. Spicy food and food that smells way different than it tastes will always have a special place in my heart. Feed me and I'm yours.
The six things I could never do without
-The internet
-My cat
-Tea
-Solitude
-Cheese
-Cheap, slutty clothes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. North Korea. Korea was my area of interest for my major. North Korea is an enigma of despair in a world that time forgot, but dictatorship has not. Conflict resolution theory with the peninsula as a whole.

2. What weird makeup I can put on my face.

3. Taking things apart and other forms of destruction, organized or otherwise.

4. How long until I can fucking bike again.

5. Lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Internet. Maybe working up the nerve to like see people or do things ever. Maybe. Ever.

Or dancing naked in front of windows in my apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm home I almost exclusively wear Hanes boys' boxer briefs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to tell me a good story.

You want to sit still so I can play with your face and put makeup on it. Mine's getting boring.

You want to introduce me to your cat.

( polyamorous tag)

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