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dirty_candy

22 / F / Straight / Single

Oakland, California

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 10:07am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm... a lot of things. It's a usual thing to be, I suppose. Mostly I'm earnest, and sincere, and empathetic. I guess that's why I work with kids - we get along better than I do with the rest of the world. I mean, fuck, when was the last time your barista did something genuinely heartfelt? No offense, baristas, you cool sons of bitches.

I'm new here and I'm looking for people to do things with, especially people who won't make me feel like a freak because of my experiences and interactions with depression, suicide, and sexual violence. It's surprisingly difficult to find people like that.

I'm a goof and possibly an artist and my two favorite 'f' adjectives are 'fun' and 'fucked up', so we should definitely hang out. That's the best way to get to know someone, anyhow.
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to Oakland so that I can finish my BA at Mills College. I'm majoring in Intermedia Arts with an emphasis on film, and I'm a Book Art minor.

After I earn my degree, I hope to move to Japan for a year so that I can teach English there, but I'm definitely planning on moving to LA so that I can work. Eventually Sydney, hopefully, maybe, one day, but first to LA. Guess we'll see what happens. :)
I’m really good at
... giving blow jobs. JK, I'm actually really good at being a tease/smart-ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wild hair? My "bedroom eyes"? I dunno. I don't want to be noticed anymore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
...can't...even...too much...

And then I break because I am a robot.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
1) Chapstick and lotion
2) Butter and bacon and chocolate
3) Music + Headphones
4) 08 and 05 micron pens
5) The heat of the sun on my skin
6) My girlfriends, my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anthropology, virology, genetics, attraction, historical politics/sociology, psychology, the desert, the logistics of building/making, how to clean up my soul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working/hanging out with the pup (Moro, named after the wolf spirit from Princess Mononoke... you'll understand why when you meet him, the carnivorous bastard).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you get me drunk, you'll hear my Southern twang.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You're not about being cool, and maybe you want a lover who will make you grilled cheese in the middle of the night.