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dirty_candy

24 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My two favorite 'f' adjectives are 'fun' and 'fucked up' - I mean that in the most wholesome way possible, though. Ex.: when the Magic Man turned the bird inside out.

I'm interested in the ethics of media and design.

I love filling out my planner and putting together first aid kits.

I do research and then respond to it with art; I'm process-oriented.

"All a lychee wants is a face."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an Intermedia Arts and Book Arts student at Mills College, graduating in T-minus 3 weeks. I'm interested in experimental sound recording, that crafts movement where artists tested the limits of materials by making oddly shaped pots and giant yarn monsters, I've been messing around with the double exposure feature on my land camera, and I just learned that if you roast cherry tomatoes for 3 hours they basically turn in to candy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dropping/catching things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm hella spacey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Every Building on the Sunset Strip, TwentySix Gasoline Stations, the pop-up version of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Virgin Suicides, Jesus's Son, Slaughterhouse Five
Music: Holy Ghost, Junip, Metronomy, Alt J, Chromeo, Oingo Boingo, Timber Timbre, Smog, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings
Movies/Shows: Adventure Time, Veronica Mars, The Thing, Alien, Die Wand, An American Werewolf in London, The Host, SVU, Querelle, Yojimbo/Fistful of Dollars, Once Upon a Time in the West, Harper, Hanna
Food: Beet risotto, ramen with pork belly, chard curries/stews, and oh my god, have you tried the pulled pork pies from Back Porch??
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sunshine + sunglasses
2. An X-Acto knife (with extra blades)
3. 05 + 08 micron pens/Prismacolor makers (esp. Jet Black)
4. Greens
5. BIC lighters
6. An escape plan
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anthropology, virology, genetics, attraction, historical politics/sociology, psychology, the desert, ritual, the logistics of building/making.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on quality time with my dog, Moro.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a Junkfood Queen

Oh, and I'm a total romantic - I really do believe that one day I'll meet someone with whom I'll share a deeper and truer love than I've ever shared with anyone before. And when I'm especially feeling that existential loneliness, I like to think about the lovers I'll have in the future and what we're doing in these parallel moments where we're unaware of each other but are cosmically destined to share something profound.

Yeah, I know, *barf*
You should message me if
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You live in Oakland, self-identify as a feminist, genuinely love kids (also my dog), are smart/funny/complex, tall dark and handsome, etc. And, no, I don't want to be your third.