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40 Lake Oswego, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:06am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kik: dirtylilsecret503

Warning: I'm naughty, charming and addictive. I'm the guy your parents warned you about. The one that will bring out the naughty side of you that you didn't even know existed... I've been called Adonis in the flesh by some... You've been warned! ;-)

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma with a pinch of amusement at the endless wonders of life. I'm honestly probably like no one you've ever met... In a positive way. I don't conform to stereotypes, I enjoy taking the longer less traveled road, I step to the beat of my own drum; laughing, joking and smiling all the way dispute any trouble spots on the road.

I am an outdoors enthusiast, a natural and perpetual knight in shining armor, both literally and idealistically, a loyal and dedicated friend and a remarkable lover.

12-25-14 update

I'm looking for an outdoorsy girl; an adventure buddy. A pretty, fit and fun partner in crime. Bonus if you bowhunt or want to learn! Would love to share the outdoors with my lover. While the above is quite true, I've got way more depth of character than is easily expressed here! What I long for is someone to share an important part of my life with; someone to walk the figurative and literal paths less traveled with me! A woman with a heart of a lion and a spirit for adventure... Can you keep up? Let's see!

I was an English major / philosophy minor. I find people in general to be quite interesting yet perplexing creatures...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am living, loving and laughing! Enjoying life dispite and for its ups and downs! It's an adventure ment to be live to the fullest!

I enjoy writing poetry and short stories (usually of the erotic or suggestive variety). If you're interested in reading, hit me up!

I am an avid outdoorsman and a member of a K9 search and rescue team. I consider the woods to be my sanctuary; part of my soul lives there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmmm... Well I have experiance beyond my years... So to narrow it down... I'd say I am good at understanding people... I relish interaction and try to learn something from each one. I have an honest interest in what makes people tic...

I am a:

good bow hunter
Great dog trainer
Good at getting myself in and out of the deep woods safely.
Good friend
Remarkable lover
Great father
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First, it seems to be my "aura", my energy my vibe, my swag... However you want to say it, people tend to see, feel and notice my presence when I enter a room... Not sure why that is... Just always been that way...

Physically, probably my eyes and long eyelashes!

Then my fun personality and positive outlook in life... (sometimes I piss rainbows) lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I was an English major... I did my share of heavy reading!!! Now, I enjoy reading about things that are useful to my lifestyle... Lots of wilderness survival, dog training, outdoorsy stuff...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
The outdoors
A pet (usually a dog)
My health/senses
Mental stimulation
Physical activity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What really matters in life... Our existance is really quite brief. So many people lose sight of the forest because the trees block their view... I take pleasure in all aspects of this short but crazy adventure.

Where the downward spiral of our country and government will end...

Winning the lottery and moving off the grid to a secluded mountain estate...

What I should do next to top the last adventure..

How come the folks on ghost hunters and Sasquatch hunters never find anything...

How I will survive the zombie apocalypse... Well, I just need to outrun most everyone else... I'm was 13x all Pac-10, three times an All-American and represented the USA on three national track and field teams... I'll miss them...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not hanging with my sons, I could be Hanging out with friends, having a few drinks, or dancing half naked in a cage somewhere! ;-) I never know where a night out might lead; and like it that way!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I to write inspired poetry (inspired by a specific person, place or thing)... I find it to be a great medium to express my feelings...

I LOOOOVE bacon... Not a ton at one time, but prepared in different ways... I had a bacon themed b-day this year... Chocolate covered bacon my be the best thing on earth... F you snapple!

Ask me anything, I am an open book...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interested in an adventure...

Just to say hi... I try to reply to everyone that writes.

To find out more about me...

Because you think Bigfoot lives in your back forest... I'd love to meet him in a non-fatal (for either of us) encounter!

Because you think you might have an interest that you think I might enjoy.

Just on a whim/cause you're bored and want me to say something outrageous to you!

Because you'd like me to send you some of my poems or short stories...

You're a cute, petite and/or athletic lil princess... That can or will gut a deer...

You have a cabin in the woods that you need a caretaker for, or can help me figure out how get off the grid myself!

You wanna be my sugar mamma lol!

Ref: Shoshone101 (to be clear, we have an open relationship)