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disarm_the_cat

34 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Icelandic (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Dear internet stranger,
the dear blank page wants to know who I am.. Just the most phenomenal human of the interweb. Of course!
What? WHAT? YOU DOUBT THAT?! Well, then you better get the hell over here and prove me wrong!
Let's hug it out!
But you know as well as I do the witty self-advertisement doesn't really matter too much in the first place. They ask you to post a picture for a reason. Fair enough.

It all started when I was born. Then lots of awesome stuff happened, and that brings us to the present, where we are currently experiencing yet more awesomeness.

Besides that I am always good for a or to
laugh / cry / conversation / hug / tolerate / idea / smile / runaway / handshake / spontaniousity / goof / jaw drop / eye shut / lip nip / human heat / real meanings / warm heart / weak moment and getting tonguelosingly winedrunk.

Sob challenge:
http://vimeo.com/8191217

This guy has a point..
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads/
Still.. please be the girl from page 2. So worth it.

And for later...
http://flavorwire.com/379357/the-best-breakup-lines-in-film/view-all

More? moving on..
I am a German (no, not the uniform kind! .. but I accept jokes about it all the way) professional photographer. Yes, that means I don't just own an overly expensive camera/camera phone and take pictures of my feet in fancy vintage light or filter, I actually earn my money with it. Although pictures like that can be fun sometimes, they just fail to pay the bills. Damn it. So apart from that, my photography allows me to see many strange and interesting places, spaces, countries and people. If you like I can sharesome inside knowledge I gathered over the years. For example, how to rip off TukTuk-drivers in Southeast Asia that want to rip you off or how to survive wading through the river of death in Iceland. I can teach you how to drink. You know.. like.. water.... out of a waterfall ..or apple juice.. out of.. an applefall. And I dare you to eat something I have cooked {insert evil laughter here}. Wait, I actually like home cooking quite a bit and maybe even got good at it. Oh and most importantly I hate drama so much I won't even watch 'Schindler's List'. Well, that's not true. It is a good movie.. but you get the point. Easy going, open and communicative is so much more intriguing.

Further, I love to experience new people and love to hear of
different countries and cultures, or just your best story so far... Something like how to eat animals I usually pet, or forbidden religious rituals like dancing naked while swinging a goat over your head. Or maybe just your story about your passions and fears. That is a challenge enough.

I have been on a European tour as a musician once, but those days are over, which means I won't throw any TVs out of any windows anymore. Those flatscreens are just floating down anyway. Where's the Rock 'n Roll in that. I might play you an indie serenade though... if you pay me. I accept smile currency.
UPDATE: I actually started a band here in NYC again. I have to say it didn't lose it's thrill.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Focus in frames."

"Do it. Now!"

"Communication is the highest form of intimacy!"

"And all the things that we can learn about ourselves in the
context of someone else"

"Just because I don't love you, doesn't make me an asshole."

"Talking about love is like dancing about architecture."

"I'll tell you in a different life, when we both are cats."

"Actions speak so much fucking louder than words."

"Expectation is the root of all heartache."

"The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to
forgive."

"The second best way to get into a girl's pants is Chlorophorm, the very best is playing the guitar."

..and the best of them all:

"A witty quote proves nothing."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
feeling. communicating. l-i-v-i-n. honesty. traveling. taking hands. kissing to the music in your head. noticing nail polish. openness. loving autumn for it makes you wear your woolen hat. noticing if you can't walk in heels. noticing if you know and laugh about it together and actually don't care. not having a shoe fetish. being convinced TEDtalks could save the world. appreciating style, whatever it is. home cooking. being a filmjunkie. loving you for not getting bored with watching movies. making mix tapes. telling the truth. being affectionate. taking you to concerts. not kissing you when your dog just licked your face (except you accept me doing the same after I ate my poo). not eating my poo. hating you for liking a song I hate. feeling sorry for hating you and apologize. missing my guitar (update: I got her back!!). reading you to sleep. recommending really good movies. thinking dating has become dull. still being on here. ignoring you if you speak or write so called 'netspeak'. not trusting your photographs. missing my cat I had to leave in Germany. adoring your cat. also liking your dog if it is bigger than my cat. being speechless seeing you in a tank top. being speechless seeing you in that way too big shirt. being indifferent seeing you in complicated lingerie. being baffled by your piercings. being intrigued by your tattoos. forehead kissing. liking bracelets. adoring you when you laugh out loud while reading a book. being shocked if you think you have to shave your forearms. being disarmed by your surgency.

..and not answering "hi, how are you?"-messages. Come on. That is even a lame text. You could at least leave me in the impression that you got this far in this way too long profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My giant, voluptuous brain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many and always changing when it comes to movies, music and books. I know it's a sucker's answer.
But I really feel incapable to write it all down.
I am still very picky and passionate about it though.
Especially when it comes to music.
Actually.. I am kind of 'girlish' in that way I realized.
Wanting it all but just not everything. Don't deny it!
My taste in music? Very good.
Ask for the song of the day and be at your knees!
Further I am a filmjunkie and love to go seeing movies. To say at least something, the last books I read and loved were The Zahir by Paulo Coelho, A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Time Traveller's Wife, Ensemble C'est Tout and I haven't read one bad book by Ernest Hemingway.
When it comes to movies: Amélie, Fight Club, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Drive, Garden State and Beginners will always make it in the top list.
But don't even get me started about music.

I don't watch TV. But I can laugh about Family Guy, I LOVE The Daily Show with Jon Stewart for so many reasons,
I like Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead when it comes to TV shows via Netflix and ice cream with a friend. Game of Thrones sweetened my last bus ride to Montreal and Boardwalk Empire is a good good night show.

I love food. I prefer to get organic groceries, home cooking and eating healthy/clean, but I would never turn down a slice of Pizza or Ben & Jerry's!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind.
My heart.
My voice.
times two.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Female competitors on this site often tell me, a few points I make in asking a few questions in this category are offensive. I beg to differ. But I'm happy you can relate ;).

The universe. Yes, I mean the actual thing.

Where to go next.

When I will arrive.

Why so much is based on fear.

If you are here because you are either lonely or scared.

What relationships are and if we actually want one.

Why some people think guns are cool.

If you are one that listens or just waits until it is her turn to talk.

Why you are surprised, that I'm surprised when I see you in reality, when all you have on here are overexposed, filtered instagram pictures of yourself.

Why so many girls rather take care of a dog than of themselves. And I don't mean the hygiene part. I mean caring.

Why so many girls complain about guys' mirror pictures, while they are having pictures where their boobs are falling out.

Why so many girls trust their over thinking more than their words.

Why so many girls make themselves hopeless romantics, when they much rather be hopeful romantics.

What exactly it is girls want to prove to themselves, when they don't want to kiss/just enjoy just once for the moment, if everything just feels beautiful. Not that I am striving for that, nor that I don't respect that, but considering that according to the okc questions 80% of you on here want to live out a rape fantasy, I raises some questions.
Edit: Apparantly I am not the only one wondering http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=za7jQ1s1BV0

..and why so many girls on here have one last strange picture on their profile. Seriously, it doesn't make you more attractive and/or says anything about your humorous qualities if you are posting a picture of yourself making out with a blow up dolphin while wearing cow makeup.

Why so many girls are offended by this list, rather than laugh about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have one (1) Kylie Minoque song on my iPod.
I accept insults, since they are all justified. It still kinda rocks so shut up. And yes, that means I"m ashamed of it and it in NO way represents my taste in music, which is otherwise better than yours.

I never took a cell phone picture of my food.

I judge you if you only have instagram, meaning filtered, pictures on your profile that don't show your real appearance. Seriously.

I really dislike traditional regulations of dating. That doesn't mean I am inpolite, but if you are worth it, I'd rather make you feel like a million bucks than spending them on a tiny meal with a french name that leaves you starving. Plus you don't have to pretend that you want to split it.

I think, out of many reasons, okcupid is good for sex and bad for love. There, I said it. And although that is not the apocalypse, I sometimes wish I was wrong in some sense.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are yourself.
A filmjunkie, having dimples, being an inspiration, wearing converse AND heels, playing an instrument, having a cat, having a heart, having enough humor to understand, that all of this segment is not mandatory but the very first sentence.

and

Back against the wall and odds

With the strength of a will and a cause

Your pursuits are called outstanding

You're emotionally complex

Against the grain of dystopic claims

Not the thoughts your actions entertain

And you, have proved, to be

A real human being, and a real hero

Real human being, and a real hero

Real human being, and a real hero

Real a human being ( being being being... )

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YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:

This might be hard to swallow..
In view of the occasion, just know that I am open-hearted and honest. This will make me sound a bit like an ass, but I am not interested in a girl who wants a 'project'. I think that is fair. Just know what you want. So I apologize in advance to all tragically confused girls trying to save an asshole. This is not for you. Move on. There is nothing to hold on to for you here. If that is what floats your boat and you get off by thinking, you and only you can make the difference and change that guy who neither cares about you, nor your offerings, and treats you like shit to justify your own insecurities, that's cool. But I actually would really be way too boring for you. No offense. And no, I'm not bitter, I'm efficient (insert joke about Germans here.)

Also, don't message me if you're using okcupid desperately to find your Disney-influenced idea of what it has to look like to lose your fishtail and get married as soon as possible. If you can't see this all with a wink, smiles and fun, and give me a hard time just because I might want to get to know you without proposing to you after the second coffee, then we probably won't get along. Because hey, maybe I also enjoy meeting nice people without amorous subtitles. I love people!

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Thanks for getting this far. You are crazy. But I love you.