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discobiscuts

33 M Lutz, FL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a few tattoos, piercings,
wear my pants around my waist, ive never taken a pic in the mirror and always have a comeback or a joke. From being a nerd to making a camp fire I'm a jack of all trades. University of USF graduate with an art degree. I make sure to always have tree fiddy on me. I own a food truck so if you can bake I'll make dinner. Artisan Jell-O shot maker. I don't trust anyone or anything before 10am. World Champion Nap Taker. Shower singer. There's more all you have to do is ask
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, party hard, die young and leave a beautiful corpse
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving hugs

Making people laugh

Talking entirely in movie quotes

Dancing in the rain.

Cartwheels

Parking in reverse
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, and that I'm a person
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hunter and chuck palahniuk are masters of stories. Music died when the 90's ended and rockers went to rehab. As for movies, horror is where it's at and I should prolly invest in redbox.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Googley Eyes... I put them on everything
Toothbrush
Sun
Tattoos
Flip flops
People Watching
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombie apocalypse

Trying to make up 'would you rather...' questions

Disposable Pleasures and Meaningful Persuits

(with a group of people) the order of our human centipede

What Would Hunter S. Thompson Do?

Why is there no sarcasm font?

If you are going to take that many selfies, then you should probably clean your mirror

It's easy finding someone to sleep with; finding someone worth waking up next too is the hard part.

When, where, and how did I get this bruise?

How come the pound sign/hashtag/number sign gets so much love and the ampersand is treated like shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find a good beer with friends, at home in the pool, or working a food truck event
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm in a store that sells Ed hardy anything I scream " I've made a huge mistake."

I don't own a microwave

At Walmart, I put condoms in everyone's shopping carts

I can keep a smile on your face and have you walking funny.

Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to run guns to Mexico, get drunk and kill god, or play it safe grab a drink and share war stories about 'Nam