where to start? where to start? well... i'm a fun loving young buck who enjoys long walks on the beach, spooning (and we all know that spooning leads to forking), and the gong show... wait... i fear i've said too much... actually i'm a big dork. i like writing, reading, music, and movies... one odd thing about me is that for some odd reason i don't believe in capitalizing words in text... i'm also a big fan of hijinks...

favorite quote of all time: you've got to understand, trick loves the kids. -trick daddy

second favorite quote of all time: nobody puts baby in a corner

I am unopposed in mexico, loving myself, and non skanky

at this exact moment in history daddy's (i just referred to myself as daddy, i'm so clever) is working as an intern for the walt disney world company in fabulous Orlando F until june. then i have to grow up. please don't make me.

loving myself

that each and every piece of my respective junk is firmly in it's proper place?

Books: the rum diary, fight club, slaughter house 5, cathcer in the rye, the perks of being a wall flower, the dark tower series, fear and loathing in las vegas, american psycho, the rules of attraction, the virgin suicides, middlesex, the lovely bones, as i lay dying, to kill a mockingbird, catch 22, the hitch hikers guide series, me talk pretty one day, pretty much anything bukowski ever wrote, middlesex and the comic series 'bone', 'fables', 'y: the last man', 'sandman', 'daredevil', and pretty much anything grant morrison puts his name on.

Movies: fight club, seven, say anything, edward scissorhands, goonies, donnie darko, garden state, pretty in pink (i'm all man lady!), big fish, the nightmare before christmas, 12 monkeys, fear and loathing in las vegas, the game, wayne's world, almost famous, underworld, the matrix, the ring, napolean dynamite, pulp fiction, star wars, dog day afternoon, citizen kane

Music: tool, a perfect circle, the violent femmes, stone temple pilots, reggie and the full effect, 311, sublime, death cab for cutie, ryan adams, jack johnson, the beatles, nirvana, mos def, talib kweli, black star, johnny cash, the get up kids, bright eyes, matthew sweet, gym class heroes, sage francis, murs, common, atmosphere, the smiths, 2 skinnee js, tricky, weezer, coheed and cambria, kanye west, alkaline trio, weerd science, dogs die in hot cars, alice in chains, tom petty, less than jake, goldfinger, bad religion, the new amsterdams, coldplay, smashing pumpkins, the shins, eels, ben folds and his fabulous five, hey mercedes, ben harper, belle and sebastian, the strokes, knapsack, soul coughing, jimmy eat world, junior boys, eydea and abilities(e&a), alien ant farm, incubus, radiohead, rehab,operation ivy, rancid, transplants, rainer maria, the postal service, morphine, refreshments,pavement, saves the day, suicide machines, nofx, butch walker, whiskeytown,acceptance, bloc party, fall out boy

my books, my music, my cynical world view, pants,the bathroom, women, future potential hijinks (ha! i put seven things down! i'm so non-conformist!)

how i can kill superman

getting up to some serious hijinks, no goodnickery, rabble rousing, hell raising, tom foolery, trickery, shenanigans, gluttony, grab assing, placating my ego, and... ok... i'm lying... i live a sad pathetic existence and cry myself to sleep clutching my authentic darth vader replica lightsaber, repeating to myself over and over: "someday you'll have friends, someday you'll have friends

i shot a man in reno... just to watch him die.

i don't know... if you're favorite pick up line is "your booty shivers me timbers"...if you like music, books, and/or the lustry sheen of a freshly trimmed head of hair... or if you think it's fun to say 'lustry sheen'... go ahead, say it... it's fun... you know you want to...