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25 M Savannah, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:26am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Please Note: My profile is in desperate need of a rewrite. However, most of the information presented here is still relevant. There are however, a few details which need to be added as soon as I find the time to do so.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a career meat cutter at a grocery store. For the time being, my job allows me to pay my bills and put away money for my long-term goals.

Through smart investing and modest living, my plan is to be semi-retired by age 40.
I’m really good at
- Cooking from scratch with fresh meat and vegetables.

- Navigating.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people have a hard time deciphering whether I'm being serious or joking when I speak. My conversations often include violent and grotesque content, presented in a calm manner and soft-spoken voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I rarely watch movies and can't say I have any favorites. I'd rather play a video with a strong storyline or role-play in a sandbox game.

Food: I loosely follow the guidelines of the Paleo diet. I try to avoid wheat, rice, soy, legumes, corn, and most other grains.

All of the meals I cook are combination of non-processed meat/eggs and vegetables.

Some of my favorite dishes include: ceviche, carne asada fries, and carnitas

Video Games:
I'm a proud member of the PC master race. Some of my current favorite titles include: Civilization V, Europa Universalis 4, Simcity 4, modded Skyrim, Starcraft II Fallout: New Vegas, LA Noire and The Witcher 2.

American Dad, Archer, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Downton Abbey, Family Guy, Hell on Wheels, House, Ink Master, New Girl, Orange Is The New Black, Sons of Anarchy, South Park, Star Trek, Stargate SG-1, The Big Bang Theory, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Two and a Half Men, Vikings, Workaholics, etc.

Music: Well, the music of my youth is death metal. While I don't listen to it nearly as much as I used to, I wouldn't be the person I am today without it. Some of my favorite bands are the following: Aborted, Abysmal Dawn, Agalloch, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Arsis, Autopsy, Behemoth, Between The Buried And Me, Beyond Creation, Bolt Thrower, Brain Drill, Carcass, Cattle Decapitation, Cephalic Carnage, Dååth, Dark Tranquillity, Death, Decapitated, Decrepit Birth, Down, Dying Fetus, Ex Deo, Exhumed, Ghost Brigade, Gojira, Insomnium, Kalmah, Kataklysm, Katatonia, Malevolent Creation, Napalm Death, Necrophagist, Nunslaughter, Obituary, Oblivion, Obscura, Odious Mortem, Onslaught, Opeth (pre-Watershed), Origin. Overkill, Pantera, Pelican, Pentacle, Pestilence, Pig Destroyer, Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, Seance, Severed Crotch, Severed Savior, Skeletonwitch, Skinless, Slyosis, Soilwork, The Sign of the Southern Cross, The Soulless, Vader, Vile, Walls of Jericho, Warbringer, etc.

As I've grown older my tastes have definitely diversified. Now I'm able to enjoy just about any genera of music ranging from Punk, Ska, Classic Rock, Alternative Rock, Indie Rock, Hip hop, Jazz, Big Band, dubstep, grunge, 80s Pop, Prog Rock, etc.

30 Seconds to Mars, Above & Beyond, Alice in Chains, Anti-Flag, Aphex Twin, Beyoncé, Best Coast, Blackmill, Blind Melon, Break of Reality, By a Thread, Conjure One, Cutlre, Daft Punk, Dan the Automator, deadmau5, Death Cab for Cutie, dredg, Dream Theater, Dubba Jonny, Ellie Goulding, Explosions In The Sky, Frank Sinatra, Frou Frou, Ghosts Of Paraguay, Hieroglyphics, Iced Earth, Imogen Heap, Jess Mills, Jimi Hendrix, Kaskade, Katy B, Katy Perry, Kill Hannah, Kito & Reija Lee, Led Zeppelin, Marina and The Diamonds, Michael Jackson, MNDR, Mr FijiWiji, New Navy, NOFX, Pearl Jam, Pendulum, Poe, Portishead, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rameses B, Rancid, Red, Sigur Rós, Sparowes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Rihanna, Rise Against, Rusko, Rustie, Seven Lions, Silversun Pickups, Skrillex, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Snow Patrol, Soundgarden, The Birthday Massacre, The Crystal Method, The Doors, The Glitch Mob, The Prodigy, Tool, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Black coffee
Internet journalism
Companionship (of both the physical and emotional kind)
A cast iron pan
Occam's razor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How there are so many places in the world I'd like to visit and/or spend an extended period of time immersing myself in the culture, and how I only have a few short decades to do so.

Why OKC thinks I'm the world's sloppiest mother fucker.

How I need to move away from the coast before the massive hunk of ice in Antarctica melts and leaves me underwater.
On a typical Friday night I am
Laddering on SC2.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel compelled to do so.