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dissendium

23 Orlando, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Can we finally stop pretending C3PO isn't gay? It's highly disconcerting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work. I sleep. I do things with my friends. I occasionally fight wizarding wars on the side, but they require too much paperwork. (Oh yeah, I'm in film school apparently).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hanging out with my dog and watching movies with him. He's a Scorsese fan. I also know too much about the New York Knicks and Tom Hanks. I also don't behave well. 56% of the time. All the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I dunno, probably that I'm pretty damn funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter might be a gander. I enjoy classics like a pretentious douche, but my favorites would have to be Dostoyesky, Fitzgerald, and Marquez.

Movies: Most everything under the sun since I have to study it. Bonus points if you're into the golden age of Hollywood as well as Jason Segel as well as foreign horror movies. Try and top that.

Shows: BREAKING BAD IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE. And It's Always Sunny.

Music: This could go long so how about you check me out at chandelierlake @ last.fm.

Food: Don't get me started.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, water, food, slee--okay, honestly, I nearly failed Biology. I'm not in the mood for a quiz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Never receiving my Hogwarts letter. Oh, and wondering what would happen if Prince had married Madonna.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping. I like sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a hippogriff. Yeah, you have to be into interplanetary intercourse.
You should message me if
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You can handle a dose of wit, sarcasm, and bullshit if you realize I'm not entirely serious with 1/39th of this. Friends are awesome.

Also, I am not an idiot. Don't message me thinking you're going to tell me how obscure "Drive" is or how fucked up "A Serbian Film" is. You're going to look like an idiot, and I'm going to openly mock you.

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