I am snips, snails, and puppy dog tails.
My Self-Summary
I don't really know what to put here, if you're curious about
something, just ask.
aɪ dont rɪlɪ no hwɑt tu pʊt hɪr, ɪf jʊr kjʊrɪəs əbaʊt sʌmθɪŋ, dʒʌst
æsk.
Now in French
Si vous voudriez me connaître mieux, il faut me parler. Ne soyez
pas timide, je répondrai à n’importe question.
What I’m doing with my life
Contemplating graduating on time or taking on a vocal major which
would mean staying in school for another two years
I’m really good at
Singing, acting, French, writing college essays as long as I
bullshit them, the second I put any effort into them my grade drops
by about a letter and a half.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure, guess I'll have to ask someone at random to find
out.
nɑt ʃɚ gɛs aɪl hæf tu æsk sʌmwɑn æt rændəm tu faɪnd aʊt
*edit
I now have one vote for my eyes, should you agree or disagree with
this person feel free to let me know.
Now in French
Je l’ignore, je devrai demander cette question à quelqu’un par
hasard.
Au fait, selon une personne, mes yeux « envoûtants » sont les
choses qu’on remarque premièrement. Soit que vous êtes d’accord, ou
soit que vous le niez, je vous prie de prévenir tout le monde.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A. Pillars of the Earth, World Without End, Frankenstein by Mary
Shelley, Great Expectations, Harry Potter, I just bought Les
Miserables in the original French, plan on finishing it sometime
before January.
^ So much for that, we'll try for May.
B. Clue!, Ma Vie en Rose, La Cage aux Folles, Rocky Horror, Le
Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poutain, Silence of the Lambs, Edward
Scissorhands, Ratatouille, Mommie Dearest, Dracula (Gary Oldman),
Misery, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Abbot
and Costello, Episodes IV, V, and VI of Star Wars, Indiana Jones,
Jaws, The Simpsons' Movie, Moulin Rouge, Young Frankenstein, Austin
Powers, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Nightmare
Before Christmas, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar,
Fantasia.
C. The majority of the songs on my iTunes are from random bands
from the 80's.
And there are multiple songs from the following artists: Queen,
Styx, Blondie, Duran Duran, Annie Lennox, Michelle Branch, Kelly
Clarkson, Bonnie McKee, and The Scissor Sisters.
And then we get to the Musicals! Les Mis, Wicked, Phantom, La Cage
aux Folles, Rent, Company, Chicago, Spamalot, Chess, A Chorus Line,
Drowsy Chaperone, etc.
D. Chinese and Italian in general
The six things I could never do without
1. Days during which I learn something about the world.
2. Awkward silences.
3. The radio on at work, and just music in general.
4. Witty repartee.
5. People watching.
6. http://libida.com/naughty_boy_anal_vibrator.asp
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'll be able to make a name for myself once I'm out of college.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing homework, going to the movies if something good's out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Sometimes I like to play drum solos on my clavicles with my
thumbs.
I think I want a pet skunk at some point in my life.
Now in French
De temps en temps j’ai l’envie de faire semblant que les pouces
sont des baguettes, puis je me bats les clavicules en feignant
qu’elles sont des tambours.
Aussi, je voudrais une moufette domestique dans l’avenir.
You should message me if
you are pleased when a guy (like me) is flexible enough to do the
splits.
ju ɑr plizd hwɛn ə gaɪ laik mi Iz flɛksɪbl inʌf tu du ðə splɪts
Now in French
Je suis assez souple pour faire le grand écart, si ceci vous plaît,
vous devrez me contacter.