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26 Madison, WI Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:23pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Not at all
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I tried condensing myself into a few paragraphs for this section, didn't much care for it, so I'll leave this blank. Read the other sections to learn a little bit more about myself, and feel free to message me if you'd like to know more.

I am snips, snails, and puppy dog tails
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've graduated from the University of Minnesota with a BA in Theater Arts/Vocal Performance and a BA in French.

I'm currently trying to get into voiceovers, for commercials, promos, and/or animated shows.

Here's my webpage, if you're interested:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting, singing, dancing, female impersonation, and French - individually or all at once, depending on what the situation calls for. :-p
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not sure, guess I'll have to ask someone at random to find out.


I now have two votes for my eyes, should you agree or disagree with these people feel free to let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A. Pillars of the Earth, World Without End, Les Misérables, Candide, Harry Potter...

I can't think of any others, but I'm usually drawn to books that are 500 pages or longer.

B. Clue!, Ma Vie en Rose, La Cage aux Folles, Rocky Horror, Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poutain, Silence of the Lambs, Edward Scissorhands, Mommie Dearest, Dracula (Gary Oldman), Misery, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Abbot and Costello, Episodes IV, V, and VI of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jaws, The Simpsons' Movie, Moulin Rouge, Young Frankenstein, Austin Powers, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Nightmare Before Christmas, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar.

C. Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Untold Stories of the ER, Trauma: Life in the ER, Spongebob, Golden Girls, Are You Being Served? Absolutely Fabulous, Futurama, Reno 911, Will and Grace, Frasier, King of the Hill, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, Mad Men, True Blood, Supernatural

D. The Eurythmics and Annie Lennox, Paloma Faith, Scissor Sisters, Journey, Madness, Lady Gaga, The B-52s, Dragonette, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, Caro Emerald, Foreigner, Queen, Florence and the Machine, Fleetwood Mac, Goldfrapp, Depeche Mode, ELO, Bitter:Sweet, and Tears For Fears.

E. Chinese and Italian in general, and the spicier the better!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Days during which I learn something about the world.

2. Awkward silences.

3. Music while I'm working(out).

4. Witty repartee.

5. People watching.


I should say that I have gone over a year without a trapeze, after I was first introduced to it in a circus performance class I took in the spring of 2010, but it hasn't been very easy; I miss it terribly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'll be able to make a name for myself once I'm out of college.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I play drum solos on my clavicles with my thumbs.

And I can do the splits. ;-)
You should message me if
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you have something to say, not just ask something along the lines of, "how r u?"

Sorry boys, such messages are deleted immediately, with extreme prejudice.