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divertimento168

37 San Francisco, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of a smart @$$ and find it hard to write a serious message without being to sarcastic or coming off as a jerk. I love meeting new people and always get a kick out of watching awkward interactions (especially when I am painfully in one myself). I have no trouble laughing at myself...as a matter of fact today I managed to punch myself in the face while at work...oddly I did the same thing in a soccer game 2 days ago. I am the type of person who will tell anyone I know about it before making excuses and pretending it never happened.

I am a generally happy person. I love watching dogs play...I find it to be one of the most satisfying experiences. Their feelings are so clear and you can read joy all over their bodies in the way they move and the noises they make. I love to sing very loudly in my car especially when stopped at a stoplight. I love to meet people and talk to people and do things I have never done before. I love to go to the same crappy dive bar every week and know everyone there by name. After years of killing plants I have learned to be somewhat of a green thumb...the key is succulents!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have the coolest job ever! I work with surgical robots and train surgeons to use them...so that's what I spend most of my days doing...I like to think that your job does not define you ...but lets be honest we spend most of our time doing it so you better at least not hate it. I also have my own Sports Massage business that I love. When not doing that I fill my time with fantastic people and enjoying every moment...how cheesy and self promotional is all that?! Its pretty good though. I love to be outside in anyway possible and oh yeah film festivals, bands, art, great food, inventing stories about people I pass on the street, hiking, camping, playing soccer, working with rescue dogs...so I'm doing some stuff...can't seem to fit it all in!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a friend. I would do anything for my friends and I think that maintaining solid dependable and loving friendships is the most important task in life. Before any successful relationship stems a mutually respectful friendship. I am also really good at making fun of people.... especially my friends...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
God Damn! Who is that amazing person?! So interesting and funny and adorable....yeah...yeah...yeah....or something less flattering.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love old blues and soul...I used to sing it at this amazing blues club in Heidelberg Germany...times change and now I am a classic rock girl but I still have lots of love for my old favs Etta, Ella, Nina, Louis (both of them), James, Sam...not terribly into the more recent stuff played on the radio. I do have my indie loves and some local loves. I would say the what I really appreciate about music simple beats and melodies and the avoidance of dissonance. Don't mind too much if there are close harmonies but dissonance just seems like a waste of energy. You ear tries so hard to make it right that it becomes a little bit stressful.

I love movies that are clever. I generally think there is a time and a place for just about any movie. But generally I am watching a movie to relax so the really intense emotional ones drop to the bottom of the pile. I have a really hard time with the type of humor where the guy keeps screwing up and you wish he would just pull his head out of his @$$. But I love Anchorman style humor. I love foreign films in original language.

I'll just say that I love food! Any kind of food can be done well with natural healthy ingredients or crappy, with crappy ingredients...Can't really deal with very spicy food...never really understood the idea of eating food that hurts. Not a vegetarian but I eat very little meat. The truth is, we really don't need as much as we eat...I do love to eat healthy but there is certanly a time and a place for Kraft Mac and Cheese:)

Books...yeah I like books too...I find that I don't have a ton of time to read and I have a hard time sitting in one place too long.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Health-I mean really...when you get sick or injured you really appreciate it!!

People I love and who love me back

My doggies' fur on my face

Sun and outdoor stuff...even if it means laying on a sidewalk...

That twitch people get when you tell a stupid or crude joke and people don't want to admit they think it is funny...

Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mostly thinking in circles...that is... not about circles, but in circles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night in my life. I could be at sleep at 8pm snuggled up with my doggies or out dancing til 4 in the morning or at a show checking out some of my amazing friends and their artistic exploration or on a night hike or playing soccer or out to see a movie with a group of rowdy fools or cooking dinner at my house with my fantastic friends or watching brainless TV...or just chillin at a bar. This Friday I am going to a theme party...love theme parties!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am kind of afraid of the dark...not so much the dark its self but what might be within the dark that I am not able to see.

Odd how when scary people do their stuff in the light, they just seem weird...
You should message me if
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If you are someone who is energetic and excited about life. If you are funny and fun. If you have some favorite haunts and events that you want to show off. If you enjoy meeting and getting to know people. If you feel like you are just about always up for anything.

If you have pics of your motorcycle or you shirtless in the mirror, or if you just want to send me a "you're hot" message, even better!!

Got all that!? If you made it this far you should message me if for nothing else, a pat on the back for making it through the whole thing (and I guess if you were smart enough to skip to the end..what the hell:)!