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diving_penguin

35 Sturgeon Bay, WI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm wild, I'm wacky, I'm quirky, I'm flirty and dirty. I'm white and I'm dark, I'll spend time in the park. I'm GGG with the XXX.

I'm a bit of a computer/music geek. My sense of humor leans more toward the dark side of life. I'm the kind of guy who in chat will ask you what you're listening to before asking what you're wearing.

I am a father of one smart dare devil of a boy who spends most of his time with his mom.

I get into astrology a little -- I don't believe in day-to-day horoscopes -- and I am a Pisces which is a water sign and well diving (in my OKC moniker) is a water activity. I'm also a computer geek who loves using Linux hence the penguin portion. Yes I am aware that penguins love to dive, however, I do not recommend having your Linux device dive.

I am known to be socially timid/awkward at times. But, then sometimes magical faerie potion can transform me into a social butterfly.

I am friendly, geeky, and offbeat.

When I saw the future - the geeks were right.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After 15 years of living in Madison, I have moved back to Sturgeon Bay to get a drastically needed restart in life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
figuring out technical things with just a little bit of on-the-fly research.

Being a social butterfly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Especially when I'm wearing eyeliner. Sometimes they change from blue to hazel and during their transition is when i guess they really catch peoples eyes. Some people have said I have a slight accent. I guess that's from growing up in Maine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies:
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog; Orgazmo; Idiocracy; V for Vendetta; The Big Lebowski; Being John Malkovich; Mulholland Drive; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Strange Days; Requiem for a Dream; Office Space; Napolean Dynamite; Bubba Ho-tep; The World According To Garp.

Shows: The Guild, Archer, H+, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Spitting Image, You Can't Do That On Television.

Music:

Music is my beach house, music is my hometown
Music is my king size bed, music's where I meet my friends
Music is my hot hot bath, music is my hot hot sex
Music is my back rub, my music is where I'd like you to touch

I'm sure I'm not the first one to say that I have a wide range of taste as long as it's not hip-hop or country. I listen to a lot of electronic (not poppy stuff) and industrial. Some artist that I listen to include Nine Inch Nails; Leonard Cohen; Rage Against the Machine; My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult; Supreme Beings of Leisure; VNV Nation; DJ Krush, Voodou; Combichrist; Fischerspooner; She Wants Revenge; BT; Lords of Acid; KMFDM/MDFMK/Slick Idiot; Front Line Assembly; Hooverphonic; Severin 24; Panda Transport; Depeche Mode; INXS; Tears for Fears];, New Order; Morcheeba; VAST; I:Scintilla; Röyksopp; Juno Reactor; This Morn' Omina; Null Device; Transglobal Underground; Sensuous Enemy; Caustic; Bat For Lashes; Ladyhawke; Parralox; The Faint; Zeigeist.

You can music stalk me here --> http://last.fm/user/tywick
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Heaven's Gate meditation sessions
-MTV's The Real World
-My alien porno collection
-Bacon flavored dental dams
-My fortune pretzel collection
-My sense of humor and sarcasm

One of these things is not like the others
Only one of them is actually true
Hopefully you have a brain
Because deciphering is up to you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There's typically about a hundred different things on my mind at any given time. Mostly, because I never get to expressing a thought in one way or another. Then they pile up, and next thing you know I have a log jam of ideas.

Here is a conceptual list of the many things that run through my mind:
• Varying degrees of science.
• The food distribution system.
• Societal "progression."
• Politics.
• Music.
• Technological advancement.
• How memetics effects any of the above bullet points.

Some people say they have dark secrets. Does this mean other people have light secrets?

Why aren't the Irish associated with drinking vodka like the Russians are?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as a typical Friday night for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I like to clean the place naked without caring that my blinds are wide open.

I like to eat green olives straight from the jar.

Well, I'm a horrible dancer; I ain't gonna lie
But I'll be damned if that means that I ain't gonna try
((Bonus points if you get this reference))
You should message me if
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You think we can bond and play well together.
You want to make some sweet beautiful sushi* together.

You understand how disorienting it is to leave the house without your Burt's Bees lip balm.

*This can be vegetarian.