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divon

29 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved to NYC from Southern California a little over three years ago for work--finance in Manhattan, how original am I? Still trying to figure this place out, but having fun in the process.

I really like playing piano and tennis. I wish I could find a court to play tennis on in NYC....or a good piano teacher so that hopefully I can say that my piano playing abilities did not peak at the age of 11.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream in NYC, ha hardly. Can someone remind me what the dream is?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being fabulously mediocre at everything. Making OKC profiles that bore even me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sarcastic wit? Charming? Boyish good looks? Is it possible to answer this positively without sounding like an arrogant ass?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Counte of Monte Cristo, Les Miserables, The Giving Tree

Breaking Bad (one of the best shows ever), Dexter, The Newsroom, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs (totally underrated, watch it, trust me.), Entourage, Silicon Valley, Californication, Arrested Development, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Suits, Homeland, Law & Order SVU (incredible how many law & order re-runs there are...if I pass out on the couch watching tv there is a 20% chance I wake up to law & order...DUN DUN)

Belle (went to the premiere in NYC, best movie I've seen in longer than I can remember), Wedding Crashers, Rounders, Dark Knight, Momento, Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America, Mrs. Doubtfire, American Psycho, The Departed, Gladiator, The Big Lebowski, Good Will Hunting, Bourne Identity, and many more

Sam Smith ("stay with me" and "I'm not the only one" are so good, kind of obsessed at the moment, the entire In the Lonely Hour album is good), Death Cab, Sufjan Stevens, Joshua Radin, Drake, Zero 7, Shins, Elliott Smith, Weezer, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Notorious BIG, ma$e, calvin harris, Biggy, The Weeknd, deadmau5 etc.. I listen to basically everything except country.

Mexican, Sushi, Italian, everything (I'm a pig).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Family
Humor
Music
Existential Thoughts (at 4am)
Tempurpedic Mattress (amazing.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That there are 8 million people crammed into this tiny city, all practically running into each other when they walk around, yet I'm on OKC.

The meaning of life.

If I should try Bikram Yoga...because I really want to but worried I might not be allowed to leave during class and I may just die on my yoga mat.

Whether people on here actually read messages / profiles or decide whether to message or message back solely from pictures.

If my stupid dot is red or not (reply selectively)...and if not how to get it there...just kidding, half.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to dinner with a few friends...probably some drinks in the east or west village after that
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the Miley Cyrus song we can't stop....sometimes i'll run through central park with it blasting on my ipod...anyway...judge me. I'm sorry...I'm not sorry.

That I enjoy going to Soul Cycle.

These are lame, I realize that...you realize that...but seriously how much are we going to divulge on here to complete strangers and the entire world?

I am fiercely competitive....perhaps I will divulge more private information after a few drinks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I got you to laugh once while reading my profile...chuckle...smile...anything.

Obviously if you want to meet me, sending a message would probably be a good start.

You think that we would have a fun, engaging conversation.

You find this video really funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dzaMaouXA

or this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c83qdIpEATw&feature=youtu.be