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- Ages 25–45
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 6:26am
- Bisexual, Pansexual, Queer
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body type
- Not at all
- Seeing Someone
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes cats
- English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), French (Okay)
(enter *that* in google translate and see what it gives you!)
"Oh my GOD!! Is that a BOY or a GIRL?! Is it a FAGGOT?? It's a DYKE! No, it's a HIPPIE! A COMMUNIST. Perhaps it's a DRAG QUEEN. Probably a SPEED FREAK. Or a POTHEAD. Look at her—it's just a WHORE. Or maybe a GOLD DIGGER. She's a HUSTLER. Yeah, or some sort of INTELLECTUAL. She's probably a RIMMER. But it could be a NARC. Maybe it's one of those HELL'S ANGELS. It could be a FAG HAG. Let's wait for the bus SOMEWHERE ELSE!!"
i need more than one boy, more than one man
while the sun shines, i'll make hay
i need more than one girl, and yes i can
'cause i'll soon be old and grey
a thousand lovers in a day...
pour inspirer et s'inspirer
What happened? Why, at the age of 32, was this smooth-voiced girl from Downey, California, who led a raucous nation smoothly into the 70s, found dead in her parents' home?
la personne que je crois aimer n'existe pas
lai yiu-fai... let's start over
the one, the only <3 <3 <3
2. Brass instrument (trumpet, but euphonium or mellophone acceptable substitutes)
3. Beard, to balance my eyebrows so I don't have to pluck them ^^
4. Bear, Teddy - unless someone is keeping me warm at night :)
5. Black sparkle nail polish
6. Butt plug
my life lived over as a woman
how language prevents communication rather than facilitating it (did i mention i'm a translator?) ... beziehungsweise communication without language
how much i want to make doing nothing my life's work... vive la décroissance !
how national borders are prison bars
the benign cult i am convinced i secretly want to give up everything to join, where the 15 or 20 of us spend the day farming and the night in sweet, life-giving caresses to help us blossom inside
how i really need to go for a run, a hike or a swim. or jerk off. like, now. i like w33d but in fact my body can make all the drugs it needs.
How being facesat, pegged and snowballed makes me so high that only then am I aware how deep in anxiety I often am (oh hey hi. hello.)
i waste a lot of time hating the rich and am convinced all bosses are inherently psychopathic.
end of random confessions into the internet! ô.ô
oh, and this
When my limbs no longer easily move
But creak and stick like groaning cranks of love,
When through Time this glittering beauty rusts,
Pleasure will shrink from my erratic thrusts.
Time through sorrow works his will
Banish sorrow and Time stands still
Stay with me and time will wait;
Pleasure opens heaven's gate.
Clocks will stand throughout the land
When pleasure stretches out his hand.
You are my delight, my delight, my delight
You are my delight, my fair one, you are my delight,
My comfort at night, and I'll roll you nine times before morning.
-Meredith Oakes/Gerald Barry: The Triumph of Beauty and Deceit
i fart while sleeping. you've been warned.
you don't believe that immigration somehow erodes the national character of your country or presents a threat to the good, honest, hard-working whoevers (a swiss town recently passed a law banning immigrants from using public pools and playgrounds. really. why? they're "sexually aggressive criminals".)
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