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31 Springfield, MO Man


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  • Ages 20–40
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Last Online
Dec 7
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I dig art (clay, metal, history (I like 2D also but I'm not very good at it)) and math and philosophy and chemistry and astrophysics and words.

Reasonable skepticism is important in all things.

I like watching people, but I'd usually rather not interact with most of them.

I've lived my share of turbulence, and I'm pretty cynical for it.

I don't respond well to flattery.

I played sports a lot as a kid. Disliked much of it, loved a little of it. I wish I was still able to play hockey.

I so strongly lament my mortality. Because oblivion terrifies me, and because I really hate to get to experience only such a tiny slice of human progression. I wish I could've seen the last century first-hand (at least!), and so much of the future I wish I could be around for--I think we're near the coming-out-of-the-bend in a logarithmic rate of technological progression which will take us to some pretty unimaginable places.

I've learned that I think in graphs to hilarious extent.

I like for digital volume displays to be on even numbers.

I can be pretty romantically-inclined. rated me 7.96 out of 10. That made me giggle.

I am cerebral, whole-brained, and funny (sometimes)
What I’m doing with my life
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I've got my own ceramics business up and going. It's not much, but it's a good start.

I would still like to go back to school for a degree in math when I'm able.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with mechanical things--lot of engineers in my family's history. And I'm able to manipulate language to very finely articulate intended meaning--when I try to, anyway, and never in situations where such a skill would be most helpful. Also interpreting everything said both in and out of context. And making cat noises. And vidya gaems. And making an ass of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nonzero, Breakfast of Champions, Cat's Cradle, Dune, Godel Escher Bach, Atlas Shrugged

Sideways, Babel, Lost in Translation, No Country for Old Men

I lub cartoons (Dexter's Lab, Flapjack, Adventure Time). And some HBO dramas. Game of Thrones is amazing. Also Boardwalk Empire and Deadwood.

Instrumental electronica/post-rock, jazz/classical--Radiohead, Mogwai, Do Make Say Think, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Explosions in the Sky, Portishead, etc.; Modern Jazz Quartet, Vivaldi, Bach, etc.

Japanese, Indian. I use a lot of mushrooms and onions in my cooking.
Being vegetarian is unfortunately very restricting on where I can be happy with going out to eat. I'm totally not crazy about it though. I promise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Electricity, clean water, the internets, and new ideas. I really like new ideas. And I'll go ahead and say my hands and feet, cus I need one or the other to make stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making logical sense and patterns of every stupid thing I see. Observing and analyzing people in public. Artsy fartsy stuff. Video games. Other things I should be doing. Things nobody cares about. And sex (anyone who doesn't list it is lying).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The left side of my mustache grows faster than the right side.

I love Alex Guarnaschelli.

My pancakes are better than yours.

I secretly hope Thom Yorke takes me with him when he returns to the home planet.

Also I cheated on the IQ Adventure test. My first result was 135 Spatial. I think that's fair.
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