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25 M Huntsville, AL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:09am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
I guess I'm just as "weird" or "different" as any other twenty-something drifting through life while seeking self-identity and individuality.

Don't give me dichotomies.
I'm not great with superlatives either. Just so-so. Comme ci, comme ca.

I'm compared to Andy Botwin (from the show Weeds) pretty often.
What I’m doing with my life
Referring to myself in the third person as "that dirty old sod".

Working on my bachelor's degree in Sociology and Communication Arts. Very slowly.

And trying to make you smile.
I’m really good at
Making friends with cats. Can you really ever truly "own" a cat?
I'm also good at naming cats. Really good. If you get a cat and need a name, I'm your man.

"Writing is good. Thinking is better. Cleverness is good. Patience is better."
The first things people usually notice about me
"So...are you Chinese or Japanese?"

I'm American, you're an asshole.

"No, really, what race are you?"

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Is any of this really significant? "I shall try to impress you with my good taste in pop culture and the creative pursuits of others, while actually I am not a cultured person, nor am I a creative one." No thank you.

"If you only read the books everyone else is reading, then you can only think what everyone else is thinking." -Murakami
The irony is that almost everyone I know has read Kafka on the Shore.

Did you know that Glorious Leader Kim Jung Il invented both Chex cereal and Chex Party Mix, named for the Korean Worker's Party?
The six things I could never do without
I can often be found reading something on my laptop (or writing a paper) while listening to British or Canadian radio comedy shows on my ipod. I have the attention span of a squirrel on crack and massive amounts of simultaneous stimuli help me stay on task. In related news, I am incredibly anxious for BBC radio 4 to finally release their "Cabin Pressure, Zurich" special, which was taped in February and has not yet aired. Pins and needles.

My most prized possession is a CD I burned of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger". It's seventy-three minutes and twelves seconds of pure awesome.

I also usually have spare pants with me. Just in case I meet Ryan Gosling. I wish I were kidding.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Dear Lord why has no one stopped me from talking yet, are these people crazy?"

Adam West is hands down the best Batman of all time.

I live constantly between confusion and exasperation. It's quite tiring.

And cats. Meow meow meow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Derping around. Derp derp derp.

Eye of the Tiger is on, but NOT on repeat. You can't repeat Eye of the Tiger.

Earning points for Gryffindor.

Shomer shabbos by sundown.

I never said I was a role model.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think pranking cats is the best thing ever.

Let's put things on them when they're asleep. That'll teach those furry bastards to be so smug.

I'm a ginormous cock-up.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Impress me, engage me, soul, heart, mind, body.

Tell me a story, about the sea, about eternity, about you, and make it true.

Teach me about the soul of whimsy-- by showing me it can't be taught.

Promise to never fall in love with me or break my heart-- and then do your damnedest to break both promises.