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My self-summary
I guess I'm just as "weird" or "different" as any other twenty-something drifting through life while seeking self-identity and individuality.

Did you know that if you gave the Dalai Lama an orange, he'll go bananas?
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my bachelor's degree in Sociology and Communication Arts. Very slowly.

Loving all the cats.

And trying to make you smile.
I’m really good at
Making friends with cats. Can you really ever truly "own" a cat?
I'm also good at naming cats. Really good.

Some people call me the Meow Master.
The first things people usually notice about me
"So...are you Chinese or Japanese?"
I'm American, you're an asshole.
"No, really, what race are you?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Talking about books and movies and such to try to impress you seems so fake and shallow. Pass.

"If you only read the books everyone else is reading, then you can only think what everyone else is thinking." -Murakami
The irony is that almost everyone I know has read Kafka on the Shore.

Did you know that Glorious Leader Kim Jung Il invented both Chex cereal and Chex Party Mix, named for the Korean Worker's Party?
The six things I could never do without
My most prized possession is a CD I burned of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger". It's seventy-three minutes and twelves seconds of pure awesome.

I always carry around a copy of T.S. Eliot's Old_Possum's_Book_of Practical_Cats. Because it's necessary.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

And cats. Meow meow meow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fighting the Man
Yelling at strangers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think pranking cats is the best thing ever.

Let's put things on them when they're asleep. That'll teach those furry bastards to be so smug.

I intentionally put my trousers on by standing in them and pulling them over both my legs at once, just so I can say I'm not like everyone else. I don't understand why no-one else does it, it's not much harder than putting them on one leg at a time.

I'm a first-rate bastard.
I'm a two-bit punk.
You should message me if
The easiest way to impress me is to have the courage to be yourself. I'm not keen on artifice.

Swag? Class? What happened to being earnest and good?