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26 Huntsville, AL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
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Last online
Today – 4:36pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I guess I'm just as "weird" or "different" as any other twenty-something drifting through life while seeking self-identity and individuality.

I'm compared to Andy Botwin (from the show Weeds) pretty often.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Referring to myself in the third person as "that dirty old sod".

Working on my bachelor's degree in Sociology and Communication Arts. Very slowly.

And trying to make you smile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making friends with cats. Can you really ever truly "own" a cat?
I'm also good at naming cats. Really good. If you get a cat and need a name, I'm your man.

"Writing is good. Thinking is better. Cleverness is good. Patience is better."
The first things people usually notice about me
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"So...are you Chinese or Japanese?"

I'm American, you're an asshole.

"No, really, what race are you?"

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Is any of this really significant? "I shall try to impress you with my good taste in pop culture and the creative pursuits of others, while actually I am not a cultured person, nor am I a creative one." No thank you.

I'm not a complete philistine, but it should be noted that "modern art" makes me pretty angry. Basically anything after Dada.

"If you only read the books everyone else is reading, then you can only think what everyone else is thinking." -Murakami
The irony is that almost everyone I know has read Kafka on the Shore.

Did you know that Glorious Leader Kim Jung Il invented both Chex cereal and Chex Party Mix, named for the Korean Worker's Party?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My most prized possession is a CD I burned of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger". It's seventy-three minutes and twelves seconds of pure awesome.

I always carry around a copy of T.S. Eliot's Old_Possum's_Book_of Practical_Cats. Because it's necessary.

Anarchy because how else do you explain why you refuse to come up with some arbitrary number of arbitrary things you cannot "do" without? Being a bastard, maybe?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Dear Lord why has no one stopped me from talking yet, are these people crazy?"

"Am I saying the word 'ace' too much? Do I sound like a BBC presenter hopelessly out of touch?"

I live constantly between confusion and exasperation. It's quite tiring.

And cats. Meow meow meow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eye of the Tiger is on, but NOT on repeat. You can't repeat Eye of the Tiger. Hence the seventy-three minute and twelve second CD.

Earning points for Gryffindor.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

I never said I was a role model.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think pranking cats is the best thing ever.

Let's put things on them when they're asleep. That'll teach those furry bastards to be so smug.

I can probably believe that it's not butter, but why would I want to?

I'm a ginormous cock-up.
You should message me if
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You wanna be friends! Or if you wanna give me a kitty to love, because I have a cat-shaped hole in my heart.

The easiest way to impress me is to have the courage to be yourself. I'm not keen on artifice.