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26 • Huntsville, AL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Online now!
- 5′ 6″ (1.68m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Trying to quit
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
- Working on university
- Seeing Someone
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)
And trying to make you smile.
I'm also good at naming cats. Really good. If you get a cat and need a name, I'm your man.
I'm American, you're an asshole.
"No, really, what race are you?"
The things I like change constantly. A few of the more lasting influences include (but are not limited to): The Airborne Toxic Event, Johnny Cash, T.S. Eliot, Umberto Eco, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sergei Parajanov, Anthony Wong, The Boondock Saints, Cowboy Bebop, James Joyce, Morris West's The Shoes of the Fisherman, and Pierre Bouelle's Bridge Over the River Kwai.
Not keen on modern art, basically anything after Dada. Young British Artists mostly make me sick. I will fistfight Damien Hirst, more like Damien Worst. Basically I'm Brian Sewell except more posh and without the misogyny and classism.
"If you only read the books everyone else is reading, then you can only think what everyone else is thinking." -Murakami
The irony is that almost everyone I know has read Kafka on the Shore.
Did you know that Glorious Leader Kim Jung Il invented both Chex cereal and Chex Party Mix, named for the Korean Worker's Party?
I always carry around a copy of T.S. Eliot's Old_Possum's_Book_of Practical_Cats. Because it's necessary.
Anarchy because how else do you explain why you refuse to come up with some arbitrary number of arbitrary things you cannot "do" without? Being a bastard, maybe?
And cats. Meow meow meow.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Let's put things on them when they're asleep. That'll teach those furry bastards to be so smug.
I'm a first-rate bastard.
I'm a two-bit punk.
Swag? Class? What happened to being earnest and good?
If you use the word "aubergine", then bravo.
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