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  • Ages 20-45
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5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess I'm just as "weird" or "different" as any other twenty-something drifting through life while seeking self-identity and individuality.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on my bachelor's degree in Sociology and Communication Arts. Very slowly.

And trying to make you smile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making friends with cats. Can you really ever truly "own" a cat?
I'm also good at naming cats. Really good.

Some people call me the Meow Master.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"So...are you Chinese or Japanese?"
I'm American, you're an asshole.
"No, really, what race are you?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Talking about books and movies and such to try to impress you seems so fake and shallow. Pass.

"If you only read the books everyone else is reading, then you can only think what everyone else is thinking." -Murakami
The irony is that almost everyone I know has read Kafka on the Shore.

Did you know that Glorious Leader Kim Jung Il invented both Chex cereal and Chex Party Mix, named for the Korean Worker's Party?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My most prized possession is a CD I burned of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger". It's seventy-three minutes and twelves seconds of pure awesome.

I always carry around a copy of T.S. Eliot's Old_Possum's_Book_of Practical_Cats. Because it's necessary.

Anarchy because how else do you explain why you refuse to come up with some arbitrary number of arbitrary things you cannot "do" without? Being a bastard, maybe?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Semiotics. Epistemology. Agitprop.

And cats. Meow meow meow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yelling at strangers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think pranking cats is the best thing ever.

Let's put things on them when they're asleep. That'll teach those furry bastards to be so smug.

I'm a first-rate bastard.
I'm a two-bit punk.
You should message me if
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The easiest way to impress me is to have the courage to be yourself. I'm not keen on artifice.

Swag? Class? What happened to being earnest and good?