Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Want some cake?
So I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when
unexpectedly I get hit with an idea. Why not advertise on the web
for women, but instead of the normal tantalizing (boring) things
guys put in their profiles, why don't I use food?
Of all of the wonderful ideas I've ever had, this has to be the
best one. But where does one advertise for them like this?
Craigslist seemed like the best idea. But it lacked a certain
something. It has no panache, if you will.
So, okcupid it is.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I'm an average guy, with
an average life, with an average wife. Yes, you've read that
So why look for women? What kind of guy does that?
I suppose it's a long story, and probably one best relayed through
a phone call, texts, or email. The synopsis is that we don't really
believe in monogamy, but we really do love one another. So, we both
date people. You can meet the wife if you like. We have progressed
to become fully open and polyamorous.
So what am I looking for? Open-minded people who want an
intelligent person to have fun with. What does fun mean to me?
Dates, companionship, friendship, whatever comes. I have no
expectations, but plenty of desires. I'm smart, and interested in a
lot of different things, and have a lot of great stories. One of
the things dating people while married brings is amazing and
hilarious stories. Even if you just get in touch with me to talk
about those, I guarantee that you'll enjoy.
I did mention cake. It would be terrible to be a tease and not
follow through. If we meet and hit it off, I will bake you a cake
of your choice. We can sit and eat it together, if you like. Your
PS: Why don't I have a profile picture, you ask? Because while I am
cool with being open like this, and my wife is cool with it, I work
in a very white collar environment that might not be as accepting
of alternative lifestyles like this. I have many pictures and can
send them to you via email or text, your choice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a man with a career, not a job, as well as a wife and
That said, we have a deep seated belief that monogamy is not the
natural state of humans. We have an open relationship, but that
doesn't mean that I will not have discretion for you, or won't
What am I doing with my life? I'm advancing my career, being with
my wife and family, and finding others to connect with. I fully
believe that different people can help fulfill different needs in
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at getting lost. I seem to have a knack for it, and get
lost soooo easily. I'm also great conversationally, I can talk on
any number of subjects. Ok, here's where I admit: I'm a huge nerd.
I'm great at technology.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first things people usually notice about me are my smile, my
goatee, and my ability to talk and be conversant on any number of
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love nearly anything HBO. Game of Thrones, Sopranos, Deadwood,
I don't have a lot of time to read anymore, because I have a large
number of activities that stop me from being able to do so these
days. That said, I do enjoy an audiobook from time to time. The
last one that I enjoyed was 'Gone Girl'. It just felt very
I love all sorts of music - it really is the theme of my life. It's
where I turn when I need comfort, or to get my aggressions out. My
first child was named after music, naturally. Right now I've taken
a turn for more aggressive music, but I love indie music as well. I
can find in any genre something to like, generally speaking.
Except for smooth jazz. Because really, smooth jazz?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My wife and family - they are my core, where my heart
2) My friends - I lived a long time without many friends, it's not
3) My iPhone - I am a tremendous tech geek, and the apple iphone is
perhaps the most "personal" of personal computers.
4) Music - Without music in my life I would be terribly unhappy. I
use music to imprint events and people in my life.
5) A fulfilling job - I don't like to do the same thing over and
over again. I like to be challenged. My favorite part of my job is
that I get to take problems that don't have a predefined solution
and define those.
6) Technology in general - I truly believe that technology is the
answer to many problems. With the right technology to enable us, we
can become better people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Right now I spend a lot of time thinking about open relationships
and polyamory. Where do societal norms end, and where can true
harmony be found?
I also spend a lot of time thinking about technology. I'm one of
those guys that, to relax at night, reads tech news sites and tech
blogs to unwind from a day at the office.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a date of some type. Either with my wife, or with one of my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love lady gaga un-ironically.
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