So I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when unexpectedly I get hit with an idea. Why not advertise on the web for women, but instead of the normal tantalizing (boring) things guys put in their profiles, why don't I use food?
Of all of the wonderful ideas I've ever had, this has to be the best one. But where does one advertise for them like this?
Craigslist seemed like the best idea. But it lacked a certain something. It has no panache, if you will.
So, okcupid it is.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I'm an average guy, with an average life, with an average wife. Yes, you've read that properly.
So why look for women? What kind of guy does that?
I suppose it's a long story, and probably one best relayed through a phone call, texts, or email. The synopsis is that we don't really believe in monogamy, but we really do love one another. So, we both date people. You can meet the wife if you like. We have progressed to become fully open and polyamorous.
So what am I looking for? Open-minded people who want an intelligent person to have fun with. What does fun mean to me? Dates, companionship, friendship, whatever comes. I have no expectations, but plenty of desires. I'm smart, and interested in a lot of different things, and have a lot of great stories. One of the things dating people while married brings is amazing and hilarious stories. Even if you just get in touch with me to talk about those, I guarantee that you'll enjoy.
I did mention cake. It would be terrible to be a tease and not follow through. If we meet and hit it off, I will bake you a cake of your choice. We can sit and eat it together, if you like. Your choice.
PS: Why don't I have a profile picture, you ask? Because while I am cool with being open like this, and my wife is cool with it, I work in a very white collar environment that might not be as accepting of alternative lifestyles like this. I have many pictures and can send them to you via email or text, your choice.