I am a trivia junkie, and I always like to learn more about anything I can. I listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and Ask Me Another every week, and would like to find someone who can compete with me. I have gotten lost on Wikipedia before. I find coffee to be both a problem and a solution. I have a strong affection for art, particularly contemporary, but I can give a tour of almost any art museum myself. I'll probably only make up some of the facts, and you might not even know which ones.
I squeeze my toothpaste from the bottom.
I currently have a beard.