I enjoy live music, stand up comedy and mainly theatre and I try to go and see as many plays as I can.
I have a BA degree in International Relations, was a Games Maker for the brilliant London Olympics and have recently published my first book, Hook and Peter.
Now here is what I'm looking for in the form of a... Wait for it... A poem!!! Yes, I can write silly things.
I'm a zombie man, looking for fun
For a lady friend who will not turn and run
A woman who smells very nice and contains
beautiful, functioning, brilliant brains
Someone I won't have to feed with a spoon
That knows that we've actually been to the moon
That ghosts are not real, that you can't walk through walls
and that healing with water is nothing but balls
I want someone shy who knows she knows not
Not one that knows not except that she's hot
And though I'm not after good looks. If I can,
I will always prefer a 9 or a 10
Here is the trick
What I need is a geek
A good looking one
And my search will be done
Now I know what the odds are and I know it's the norm
but I don't want a girl like Tim Minchin's Storm
So if you're the one and you've got what it takes
Send me a message and bring me some cakes