I moved to London 4 years ago and I'm loving every moment
here.
I enjoy live music, stand up comedy and mainly theatre and I try to go and see as many plays as I can.
I have a degree in International Relations, was an officer in the army, a Games Maker for the brilliant London Olympics and right now I am working at Heathrow and looking for my next adventure. :)
Now here is what I'm looking for in the form of a... Wait for it... A poem!!! Yes, I can write silly things.
I'm a zombie man, looking for fun
For a lady friend who will not turn and run
A woman who smells very nice and contains
beautiful, functioning, brilliant brains
Someone I won't have to feed with a spoon
That knows that we've actually been to the moon
That ghosts are not real, that you can't walk through walls
and that healing with water is nothing but balls
I want someone shy who knows she knows not
Not one that knows not except that she's hot
And though I'm not after good looks. If I can,
I will always prefer a 9 or a 10
Here is the trick
What I need is a geek
A good looking one
And my search will be done
Now I know what the odds are and I know it's the norm
but I don't want a girl like Tim Minchin's Storm
So if you're the one and you've got what it takes
Send me a message and bring me some cakes
I enjoy live music, stand up comedy and mainly theatre and I try to go and see as many plays as I can.
I have a degree in International Relations, was an officer in the army, a Games Maker for the brilliant London Olympics and right now I am working at Heathrow and looking for my next adventure. :)
Now here is what I'm looking for in the form of a... Wait for it... A poem!!! Yes, I can write silly things.
I'm a zombie man, looking for fun
For a lady friend who will not turn and run
A woman who smells very nice and contains
beautiful, functioning, brilliant brains
Someone I won't have to feed with a spoon
That knows that we've actually been to the moon
That ghosts are not real, that you can't walk through walls
and that healing with water is nothing but balls
I want someone shy who knows she knows not
Not one that knows not except that she's hot
And though I'm not after good looks. If I can,
I will always prefer a 9 or a 10
Here is the trick
What I need is a geek
A good looking one
And my search will be done
Now I know what the odds are and I know it's the norm
but I don't want a girl like Tim Minchin's Storm
So if you're the one and you've got what it takes
Send me a message and bring me some cakes
