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djf881

32 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a lawyer and an international bestselling author. An "international bestseller" sounds better than a regular bestseller, but it really isn't. It means I am a bestselling author, but not in this country. It still counts, though.

I like good books and great movies. I appreciate anything that can surprise me.

I enjoy museums; and I'll go to the ones with art in them as well as the ones with dinosaurs in them. I like brunch, both as a philosophical idea and as an excuse to drink in the morning.
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping busy, spending my free time writing my third novel and actively trying to avoid embarrassment.
I’m really good at
1. Mixing cocktails.

2. Telling stories.

3. Figuring out which way I am facing when I come out of the subway, based on the angle of the sun.

4. Tweeting.
The first things people usually notice about me
The other day, I saw a dude walking down the street with a parrot on his shoulder. His shirt was covered in bird poop. If you asked him this question, he'd tell you people notice his eyes. Or maybe his smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Liking Wes Anderson is kind of a cliche these days, but I've watched "Rushmore" at least twice a year for more than a decade, and I just upgraded from my Criterion DVD to a Criterion Blu-Ray so, whatever.

I also really like Sam Peckinpah, though, so that's pretty badass. And David Cronenberg. His films are icky and Canadian, so that's kind of a double threat. Also, Clint Eastwood.

My favorite book is the one I wrote, because I am totally narcissistic. But I also like Dashiell Hammett, Hunter Thompson, Hemingway and Philip Roth. And Byron.
The six things I could never do without
1. Yo-Yos
2. The cinematic ouvre of Jan DeBont
3. Hilarious monkeys.
4. Bourbon.
5. Swiss watches with automatic movements.
6. Cargo pants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably writing. But if you can suggest something more fun, I am open to it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes confuse Gabriel Garcia Marquez with Gael Garcia Bernal.

Also, I think LOUIE is overrated, but GIRLS is one of my favorite shows on TV right now.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating