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djoshua_

31 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm often mistaken for WIll Smith. I forgive you in advance.

When I was in grade three I jumped on two ketchup packets in the schoolyard. They, unsurprisingly (in retrospect), burst all over my shoes. I was afraid my parents would see the mess so I hid my shoes from them.

Every so often I experience what I call mental euphorgasms. It tends to happen when that which I'm taking in is so vast and awesome (before the word 'awesome' became everyone's descriptor for virtually everything good), like, for example, sitting on my surfboard beyond the break, watching the sun set (I should mention that I'm a terrible surfer), or staring at a clear starlit sky while attempting to comprehend the vastness of the universe, or watching an incredibly talented person perform their skill/craft. So, please don't be too hard on me if I zone out and pull a Walter Mitty. That movie was written for people like me.
What I’m doing with my life
Lip syncing like a boss.

Living/working remotely in Central America (Costa Rica / Nicaragua) until the end of winter, after which I will return to 'civilization'.
I’m really good at
Smiling at strangers.

Helping people work through their problems.

Beach volleyball.

Listening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is my jam right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxls2xX0Clg

What's yours?

TV: The Walking Dead, Homeland, Mad Men, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, The Real World Challenges, Game Of Thrones and a few more I'm not yet willing to admit in such a public forum.

My most recent reads were: And The Mountains Echoed (Khaled Hosseini), The Dinner (Herman Koch), The Sisters Brothers (Patrick deWitt), and People Of The Book (Geraldine Brooks). I'm currently reading Sweetness and Power - The Place of Sugar in Modern History (Sidney W. Mintz) (*update - this book is terrible haha. On the hunt for a new book to read)
The six things I could never do without
Tigers
Astronauts
Helium
Chaos Theory
Lists
Woof
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to go next, but I'd like to stop thinking about this and begin thinking about the person who's going to keep me in one place, or accompany me to new places.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're healthy; relatively.
-You'd move to Central America with me just because.
-We'd make a wicked survival team in a zombie-apocalypse (I'd be your Jesse Eisenberg and you'd be my Emma Stone).
-Your profile doesn't sound like a business pitch.