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djoshua_

32 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm often mistaken for WIll Smith. I forgive you in advance.

Ask me a question I've never been asked before.

When I was in grade three I jumped on two ketchup packets in the schoolyard. They, unsurprisingly (in retrospect), burst all over my shoes. I was afraid my parents would see the mess so I hid my shoes from them.

Every so often I experience what I call mental euphorgasms. It tends to happen when that which I'm taking in is so vast and awesome (before the word 'awesome' became everyone's descriptor for virtually everything good), like, for example, sitting on my surfboard beyond the break, watching the sun set (I should mention that I'm a terrible surfer), or staring at a clear starlit sky while attempting to comprehend the vastness of the universe, or watching an incredibly talented person performing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lip syncing like a boss.

I just returned from spending the entire winter in Costa Rica / Nicaragua where I was working remotely for a Toronto-based company (the work and the locations were entirely unrelated). It was a fantastic experience and opened my eyes/mind to some wonderful new things :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiling at strangers.
Helping people work through their problems.
Beach volleyball.
Listening.
Putting the toilet seat back down (including the lid).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lack of a moustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is my jam right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxls2xX0Clg

What's yours?

TV: The Walking Dead, Homeland, Mad Men, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, The Real World Challenges, Game Of Thrones and a few more I'm not yet willing to admit in such a public forum.

Movies: Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade (and also Raiders of the Lost Ark), Kingdom of Heaven, Memento, Being John Malkovitch, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, and probably a bunch more I can't think of at the moment!

My most recent reads were: And The Mountains Echoed (Khaled Hosseini), The Dinner (Herman Koch), The Sisters Brothers (Patrick deWitt), and People Of The Book (Geraldine Brooks). I'm currently reading Sweetness and Power - The Place of Sugar in Modern History (Sidney W. Mintz) (*update - this book is terrible haha. On the hunt for a new book to read)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tigers
Astronauts
Helium
Chaos Theory
Lists
Woof
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to go next, but I'd like to stop thinking about this and begin thinking about the person who's going to keep me in one place, or accompany me to new places.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That's correct.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have some very strong rationale as to why I, initially, liked the HIMYM finale, and then why I, subsequently, changed my mind and decided I didn't like it.
You should message me if
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Some combination of the following...
-You're healthy; relatively.
-You're smart and aware but not judgey.
-You'd consider a one week long first date in Croatia, or something similarly insane (except you won't call it insane - you'll call it your next adventure).
-We'd make a wicked survival team in a zombie-apocalypse (I'd be your Jesse Eisenberg and you'd be my Emma Stone).
-Your profile doesn't sound like a business pitch.
-Not all your pictures (on here and Fb/Instagram etc) are selfies.