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28 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:22pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), German (Poorly), Other (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Serious if you take these things serious, hilarious if you don't. I'm just here for fun anyways.

— I'm always learning something new. I have a lot of passions. Except math. Fuck math at this point.
— I like to put myself in other people's situations. It's pretty hilarious to figure out what petty things drive people. Me? Great sex.
— I'm a perfectionist, which is becoming very bittersweet for me. Seriously, the amount of time I've spent repeating tasks for perfection is just stupid. Why am I doing this?!
— I'm actively working on bettering myself, and welcome criticism at every turn. Copypasta from 99% of this site
What I’m doing with my life
— I resolve problems, primarily technology related, for businesses. Yes, this means I get off on fixing things. Don't tell me about your computer problems mid-coitus though.
— Attending the U of A to finish my engineering Computer Science degree. Too much math!
— Trying to break my introverted ways to better balance myself. I hate online dating because staying in, watching movies, and eating ice cream all night long is never an option.
I’m really good at
— Solving problems/puzzles/issues. Because everyone knows solving a Rubicks cube in less than a minute is a sure-fire way to get laid.
— Working smarter, not harder. I'm a lazy piece of a shit. /shrug
The first things people usually notice about me
— Eyes No, you can't has.
— Beard Neck-beards are delicious.
— Smile Totally bullshit, just made this one up because I wish someone would tell me I had a nice smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I will update this periodically, and for brevity I will only list one from each category.

— Books: "Java for Dummies" - I have no clue who wrote it. Saved my final project last semester. I really shouldn't skip lectures.
— Movies: Terminal The "girl" in the movie is a complete twat though
— Show: Helix Oh god does it make kissing scary though.
— Music: "Settle" - Disclosure Someone always does.
— Food: Cream Puffs from that bakery in Korea that I could never say right. Reference to Korea to make me seem worldly and more attractive.
The six things I could never do without
Human Needs Aside

— Music Drowns out the stupid that goes on in my head.
— Puzzles
— Sanity How do people figure out they have dementia?
— Competition I always win...except when I don't.
— Transportation Protip: Never pay tow truck companies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went through a morbid and embarrassing "Goth" phase when I was younger. Thankfully, I think I've destroyed most of the pictures.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
— If you have computer problems. Seriously, I'm so lonely I'll do it for free at this point...