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djspaz
25 / M / straight / Available
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 3" (1.90m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Aries but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- —
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am cerebral, impressive, and gentle.
My Self-Summary
I wish people would stop opening their essays with how impossible
it is to sum themselves up in a paragraph or three of text. You're
complex and multifaceted. You're a unique snowflake. I understand.
Don't apologize, just write.
I'm a corporeal embodiment of the spirit of rock and roll. I refuse emphatically to be labeled, while simultaneously being a stereotype of some sort or other in everything I do. I'm okay with the irony of this, because I'm kind of a postmodernist. But I'm not really. I'm just pretentious.
I could probably try to argue that I defy categorization, but I don't. I invite it. File me under "wants to seem eclectic."
Sometimes I tell holocaust jokes. I appreciate art that makes the viewer cringe.
I'm a corporeal embodiment of the spirit of rock and roll. I refuse emphatically to be labeled, while simultaneously being a stereotype of some sort or other in everything I do. I'm okay with the irony of this, because I'm kind of a postmodernist. But I'm not really. I'm just pretentious.
I could probably try to argue that I defy categorization, but I don't. I invite it. File me under "wants to seem eclectic."
Sometimes I tell holocaust jokes. I appreciate art that makes the viewer cringe.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in an amazing, committed, and not-particularly-monogamous
relationship with an extremely wonderful Katie miss_tweak. The rules are simple:
safety, consideration, and honesty. When those are satisfied,
there's no such thing as 'cheating'.
I shy away from words like 'poly' because they seem to invite a "hey you're allowed to get it on with me, so that means you will!" sort of attitude. It doesn't work that way - you still have to be beautiful and brilliant, and of course filthy rich.
I'm a musician. Some of my music (and my reworkings of other people's music) is posted at http://reverbnation.com/spazdor . I tend to be more Industrial than the next guy.
I DJ at a weekly Industrial/EBM night at the Red Room on Sundays. It's called Descent and you should come and buy me a drink. I'm cute and I play requests.
I have an unusual relationship with pop culture. I denounce it at the top of my lungs, all the while glued to the TV. By which I mean YouTube.
I shy away from words like 'poly' because they seem to invite a "hey you're allowed to get it on with me, so that means you will!" sort of attitude. It doesn't work that way - you still have to be beautiful and brilliant, and of course filthy rich.
I'm a musician. Some of my music (and my reworkings of other people's music) is posted at http://reverbnation.com/spazdor . I tend to be more Industrial than the next guy.
I DJ at a weekly Industrial/EBM night at the Red Room on Sundays. It's called Descent and you should come and buy me a drink. I'm cute and I play requests.
I have an unusual relationship with pop culture. I denounce it at the top of my lungs, all the while glued to the TV. By which I mean YouTube.
I’m really good at
Piano accompaniment by ear. I can't read a note of sheetmusic but I
will have all your song's chords figured out by the second
verse.
I have a well-tuned sense of perspective and while I can't be bothered to solve all your problems, I can probably convince you to pretend they don't exist. The machines and I have a Special Understanding together, so if technology is being a dick to you, I will probably end up fixing it.
I have a well-tuned sense of perspective and while I can't be bothered to solve all your problems, I can probably convince you to pretend they don't exist. The machines and I have a Special Understanding together, so if technology is being a dick to you, I will probably end up fixing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My rock and roll haircut.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
It may seem that I'm padding these lists, and maybe I am, but I'm
constantly finding that while I browse other people's Favourite
Stuff lists, I think, "Shit, I forgot to mention that one!" So,
sorry if I'm biting your style/wasting your flava. Here goes:
a) Gödel, Escher, Bach, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Neuromancer, Snow Crash, Sandman, Cryptonomicon, High Fidelity, Hamlet, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect, the Prince, The Twits, and everything that Edward Gorey ever touched. I am a huge fan of Achewood.
b) I Heart Huckabees, Mirrormask, Neverwhere(I watched it all at once so it counts), Snatch, Being John Malkovich, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Schindler's List, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Pulp Fiction, and various old Kung Fu movies. The ones with Sonny Chiba. I think I may be the only person I know who wasn't really blown away by Fight Club.
c)OMG A LOT OF MUSIC: Nine Inch Nails, Freezepop, Amanda fucking Palmer and the Dresden Dolls, the Revolting Cocks, Ladytron, Regina Spektor, Skinny Puppy, OhGr, Front Line Assembly, Wumpscut, Razed in Black, Eels, Bauhaus, Collide, the Flying Burrito Bros., Tool, Marilyn Manson, Danny Michel, Pigface, Godhead, the Tea Party, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Telefon Tel Aviv, Todd Snyder, Amon Tobin, King Missile, Sigur Ros, Trystania, Tori Amos, Jack Off Jill, John Prine, Jerry Douglas, Metric, Gary Numan, the Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, a Tribe Called Quest, Busdriver, mc chris, Einsturzende Neubauten, Throbbing Gristle, Muslimgauze, Imminent Starvation, Synapscape, the Faint, She Wants Revenge, And One, Mr. Bungle, Beefheart...
d) Chicken vindaloo curry with basmati rice and naan, sushi with teriyaki-don and gyoza, raw potato skins and garden soil with blue cheese and deodorant bodyspray dressing.
a) Gödel, Escher, Bach, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Neuromancer, Snow Crash, Sandman, Cryptonomicon, High Fidelity, Hamlet, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect, the Prince, The Twits, and everything that Edward Gorey ever touched. I am a huge fan of Achewood.
b) I Heart Huckabees, Mirrormask, Neverwhere(I watched it all at once so it counts), Snatch, Being John Malkovich, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Schindler's List, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Pulp Fiction, and various old Kung Fu movies. The ones with Sonny Chiba. I think I may be the only person I know who wasn't really blown away by Fight Club.
c)OMG A LOT OF MUSIC: Nine Inch Nails, Freezepop, Amanda fucking Palmer and the Dresden Dolls, the Revolting Cocks, Ladytron, Regina Spektor, Skinny Puppy, OhGr, Front Line Assembly, Wumpscut, Razed in Black, Eels, Bauhaus, Collide, the Flying Burrito Bros., Tool, Marilyn Manson, Danny Michel, Pigface, Godhead, the Tea Party, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Telefon Tel Aviv, Todd Snyder, Amon Tobin, King Missile, Sigur Ros, Trystania, Tori Amos, Jack Off Jill, John Prine, Jerry Douglas, Metric, Gary Numan, the Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, a Tribe Called Quest, Busdriver, mc chris, Einsturzende Neubauten, Throbbing Gristle, Muslimgauze, Imminent Starvation, Synapscape, the Faint, She Wants Revenge, And One, Mr. Bungle, Beefheart...
d) Chicken vindaloo curry with basmati rice and naan, sushi with teriyaki-don and gyoza, raw potato skins and garden soil with blue cheese and deodorant bodyspray dressing.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music and politics. And girls I guess.
Actually, I have a rant to share. *
I have a problem with people who think it's okay say things like like "OK now that's just wrong" about other people's bodies. If someone is not attractive to you, then treat them how you treat the other 50% of the world whom you don't want to fuck: like a human being. Are you hoping to be congratulated for having such exquisitely discerning standards? Shut the fuck up.
...OK, I'm done.
* (for optimal effect, read this to yourself in Samuel L. Jackson's voice)
Actually, I have a rant to share. *
I have a problem with people who think it's okay say things like like "OK now that's just wrong" about other people's bodies. If someone is not attractive to you, then treat them how you treat the other 50% of the world whom you don't want to fuck: like a human being. Are you hoping to be congratulated for having such exquisitely discerning standards? Shut the fuck up.
...OK, I'm done.
* (for optimal effect, read this to yourself in Samuel L. Jackson's voice)
On a typical Friday night I am
Handsome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Even while you're quietly and anonymously reading my brilliant
words, I'm silently judging you.
You should message me if
you hate subcultures but actually secretly
like them.
