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23 Pittsburgh, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:50pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I make maps! I'm so good at it that a law firm hired me to tell them what how they should look.

I've also done everything from interning on Capitol Hill in DC to research on the West Nile Virus to 3AM Taco Bell runs and Mario Party drinking games. I'm always looking ahead for the Next Big Thing, too. If you have any ideas, send them in!
What I’m doing with my life
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My degree is in Geography (go figure), but I'm always trying to figure out where to go and how to get there. I was getting into blowing glass before interesting and affordable classes didn't get moved into the workday, but I've been thinking about and studying it since then. Julia Child has been teaching me how to cook, and I can *almost* flip an omelet correctly.

I'm considering a move to Lawrenceville to get in touch with my inner Brooklyn in the spring, if I can find a spot with a parking space.

Also I do a lot of wondering why women on here have -saurus on the end of their names like what's up with that
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Remembering where conversations left off
-Graphic/interior design
-Making cocktails from whatever's in the nearest refrigerator
-Political discussion and gratuitous amounts of name-dropping
-Turning the sound off and talking for the people on TV
-Bad metaphors and analogies
-Laughing at them anyway
-Ending stories with '...and now we're here!'
-Gettin' all existential in gift shops
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses are also pretty noticeable, except I only wear them, like, a third of the time. I also like rocking sunglasses, too, so maybe those?

I've also got a pseudo-combover-spiky-hair-mess-thing, which is a huge upgrade from the straight-part-and-combover I'd put together every single day for most of my childhood. Woke up one morning and it was like my style skipped ahead five decades.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love cyberpunk fiction. Snow Crash is one of my favorite books of the last few years. Neil DeGrasse Tyson's "One Universe" got me hooked on science-y stuff in my youth. My subscription to The New Yorker lasts until 2017. I also enjoy long-form pieces on sites like NPR and the Post/NYT.

Movies: Star Wars is a must. The Matrix, The Minority Report, the Bourne Trilogy, or the occasional Bond are also fun. I also enjoy interesting documentaries, feel-good movies (The Artist, The Polar Express, Eternal Sunshine), or post-modern-fourth-wall-breakers (a la The Truman Show or The Adjustment Bureau).

Shows: The usual gamut of the young twenty-something: Peaky Blinders, Rick and Morty, The Eric Andre Show, Arrested Development, The Regular Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, The Wire, Cowboy Bebop, and I'm a huge fan of Game Grumps, a wildly inappropriate video game webshow thing. I'm making casual threats to cord-cut.

Music: I'll let you know if we're in public and something from my library comes on. This will never happen though; I'm a curator, not a collector.

Food: No olives, no shrimp, no honey-glazed ham, no soy sauce, no brains, livers, kidneys, eyeballs, or toenails. Salad is okay.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Temperature controls
-Cloudy-but-not-rainy-or-windy-or-cold days
-60% Gray
-Item #6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Morality, meaning, how things work, and 'really, how old is 23 in the grand scheme of things?'

I do a lot of thinking about a lot of things. Ask me what I'm thinking about!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Pretending I like beer and running ever-sloppier cost-benefits on cocktail specials
-Playing video games or learning about whatever jumps to mind, like how high-speed cameras work or how they make jell-o
-Falling asleep at like 3 or 4AM, preparing to decide between them again on Saturday night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a too-small cheese grater with a red owl on it that I can't bring myself to replace because my aunt and uncle gave it to me for Christmas.

Also, I occasionally get completely terrified of the dark for no reason. Like, hiding-under-the-covers terrified.
You should message me if
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-You think my question explanations are at all entertaining
-You have a favorite month and it's July
-You noticed the previous item could have been read two different ways
-You enjoy interesting cheeses
-You know how to beat NetHack
-You want to ask me stuff about things

[If you'd just like to be friends and have a few drinks and sit around the fountain in Point State Park (or whatever else is fun to do in Pittsburgh), that would be awesome -- just say so from the get-go.]

[Hey also kids ain't my jam at all so if they aren't your jelly either, hit me up!]

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