I'm a shameless self-advertiser. I'm a literary fiend. I like
meeting people that like meeting people that would like to meet
Today I just want to drink coffee in the sun and read in Bryant
Park and watch all the other people hanging out at the little cafe
tables. Today I just want to head out to Brighton Beach and eat a
greasy peroshki and listen to all the old Russian couples sitting
together on the boardwalk.
I like people that are provocative. I love to improvise. I'm
constantly looking for new...
If you understand what I'm talking about, maybe we should hang out.
I mean we probably should. It could be a time.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an English teacher. I rap. I write down amusing snippets of
conversation I overhear in the subway. Sometimes i walk all day
long. I like to get lost in the city, but it's not as easy as it
used to be.
I’m really good at
Taxidermy. I also kick ass at Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll pretty much say anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Sun Also Rises. What We Talk About When We Talk About Love.
Blood Meridian. Franny and Zoey. Where the Sidewalk Ends. Slouching
Towards Bethlehem. Pleasures of the Damned. A Good Man Is Hard to
Find. Lolita. Charlotte's Web.
Lost in Translation. Rushmore. Do The Right Thing. Fargo. Eternal
Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. Little Shop of Horrors. Breathless.
The Land Before Time. Manhattan. Alien. Anything with Bill
Also, Gravity was sweet in 3-D!
Wu Tang. Tom Waits. Kendrick Lamar. Hank Williams. The Stooges.
Portishead. Fiona Apple. Otis Redding. Sly and the Family Stone.
Sam Cooke. Flying Lotus. Erykah Badu. Deer Tick. The Flaming Lips.
The six things I could never do without
-7 deadly sins
-provoking people i think are uptight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how much thought could be put into the price of advertising.
On a typical Friday night I am
at, in no particular order, a dive bar, a concert, a debutante
ball, an opium den, a pawn shop, your local high school talent
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a technicolor dreamcoat.
You should message me if
1. you want do something unusual.
2. you've actually read this far.
3. you can tell me what crime you would commit if you knew you
could get away with it.