I'm a shameless self-advertiser. I'm a literary fiend. I like meeting people that like meeting people that would like to meet them.

Today I just want to drink coffee in the sun and read in Bryant Park and watch all the other people hanging out at the little cafe tables. Today I just want to head out to Brighton Beach and eat a greasy peroshki and listen to all the old Russian couples sitting together on the boardwalk.
I like people that are provocative. I love to improvise. I'm constantly looking for new...

If you understand what I'm talking about, maybe we should hang out. I mean we probably should. It could be a time.

I am a high school English teacher. I also spit rhymes in a rap group called Brothers Grimm and write short stories on the side.

phrenology! I also kick ass at Scrabble.

is that I'll pretty much say anything.

The Sun Also Rises. What We Talk About When We Talk About Love. The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas. Lush Life. The Big Sleep. Where the Sidewalk Ends. Slouching Towards Bethlehem. A Good Man Is Hard to Find. The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. In Cold Blood.

Midnight Cowboy. City of God. Rushmore. Do The Right Thing. Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. The 400 Blows. Kingpin. Taxi Driver. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Land Before Time. The Dark Crystal. Curb, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead.

Wu Tang. Tom Waits. Kendrick Lamar. Portishead. Das Racist. J Dilla. Otis Redding. Sly and the Family Stone. Sam Cooke. Flying Lotus. Erykah Badu. Deer Tick. Bob Dylan. The Black Keys. The Flaming Lips.

Soul food and New Orleans cuisine. Italian, Japanese, and Thai. I also like to find really weird dives in the outer boroughs.

-natural light
-7 deadly sins
-the ocean
-hot sauce
-provoking people i think are uptight
-walking

the price of advertising.

at, in no particular order, a dive bar, a concert, a house party, an opium den, a taxidermist office, your local high school talent show.

I own a technicolor dreamcoat.

you want do something unusual.