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procrastnsomnia

24 / M / Straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 12:05am
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Korean (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I once pretended to be a stereotypically flamboyant gay man to cockblock a drunk guy who wouldn't stop bothering some female friends at the bar. Homeboy was subjected to 10 minutes of unsubtle arm grazing, flirty compliments and arms wide open "Can I get a hug?!" outbursts. Pretty sure you can tell what came of that. Yes, I inadvertently awakened my closeted homosexuality and have been living happily as a gay man ever since. No, but he actually ended up giving me a hug and bought me a drink.

Honesty and (tactful) bluntness are the best policy. Anything else requires too much effort.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in advertising strategy. They pay me to categorize people into neat and tidy groups.

Played volleyball competitively in college, but I tore my ACL in October, so no more volleyball for a while. womp womp. I compensate for the lack of volleyball by playing overly aggressive ping pong.
I’m really good at
Singing the high notes in any song. This comes in handy during karaoke sessions. Highest I've gone is probably Whitney Houston's "I will always love you". You know which part I'm talking about.

Not something I'm good at, more like something I must do. And that is putting sauce on my food. Ketchup, BBQ Sauce (I prefer Sweet Baby Ray's), Peter Luger's Steak Sauce, Heinz Cocktail Sauce, Tabasco Sauce, Relish, Mustard, Sriracha, Ggochu-jahng (Korean spicy paste), Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, Oyster Sauce, Peanut Sauce. Can't be eating a meal without sauce. Hold the mayo though.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You're pretty tall for an Asian guy!" ..thanks?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Suits, Workaholics, House of Cards

I like all music, but R&B/Soul will always be my favorite. Boyz II Men, young Usher, KCi and Jojo, Musiq Soulchild, Montell Jordan, Luther Vandross, Brian McKnight. And some others.

Right now I'm listening to Alicia Keys, Frank Ocean, The Lumineers, Jason Mraz, Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore and Miguel.

The hardest I have ever laughed in a movie theater is a tie between Wedding Crashers and 21 Jump Street.

Other favorite movies: Friday Night Lights, Snatch, Good Will Hunting, The Hangover, TDKR, Inception, Les Choristes, 50/50, Goodfellas. I'll watch anything that Denzel Washington is in.

Korean food, soul food, japanese ramen (none of that Shin Ramen garbage), microwaved cookies with ice cream
The six things I could never do without
Harry Potter books 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. Because fuck the chamber of secrets
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking that wonderful, fizzy, and cold first gulp of beer after the workweek. It varies from there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use a bamboo loofah in the shower
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
- You're silly, spontaneous, and not shy

- You're quick with a comeback and don't take this too seriously

- You know good places or groups to sing with in NYC