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dkipling

54 Longmont, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–57
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Successful, generous, Liberal, awesome, universal traveler stuck on earth after an unfortunate engine failure, seeks like-minded creatures for cultural exchange and possible mating ritual experimentation. I come from a small planet that is about the size of New Jersey, but smells better. It is populated by a race of beings technologically superior to humans, yet unskilled at foreplay and/or writing romance novels. This combination made it impossible for the evil forces of planet "Greeting Card" to conquer our home during the soap opera wars of the past millennium.

I am antigravitational, yet grounded, and curious
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When not in town, traveling around the East Coast mid Atlantic area looking for spaceship parts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mental masturbation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My antennae.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Stranger in a strange land
Movies: "Mars Attacks!", and "Mars needs women". Those Martians sure are funny guys.
Food: Chicken, it tastes just like snorgfah!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Carbon monoxide: sorry Earthers but you know what they say " one
man's emission is another mans atmosphere".
2. Anti-static Dryer sheets: They're not just for breakfast
anymore!
3. Earth women: Love the smell, and the taste :)
4. "V" the series DVD's
5. Old reruns of ALF
6. Vasaline: "the other clear meat"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Earther's reproductive rituals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everything in "Men in Black" was true ;)

Except of course, the parts that weren't.
You should message me if
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You are open minded and into inter-species dating.
You have a passion for mid 18th Century American History.
You own a gun, but refuse to buy bullets. (this rules out most Texans)
When somone mentions the word "threeway", your mental image is not of a tri-gyrational snooofer widget.
You've run out of medication.

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