Successful, generous, Liberal, awesome, universal traveler stuck on
earth after an unfortunate engine failure, seeks like-minded
creatures for cultural exchange and possible mating ritual
experimentation. I come from a small planet that is about the size
of New Jersey, but smells better. It is populated by a race of
beings technologically superior to humans, yet unskilled at
foreplay and/or writing romance novels. This combination made it
impossible for the evil forces of planet "Greeting Card" to conquer
our home during the soap opera wars of the past millennium.
I am antigravitational, yet grounded, and curious
What I’m doing with my life
When not in town, traveling around the East Coast mid Atlantic area
looking for spaceship parts.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Stranger in a strange land
Movies: "Mars Attacks!", and "Mars needs women". Those Martians
sure are funny guys.
Food: Chicken, it tastes just like snorgfah!
The six things I could never do without
1. Carbon monoxide: sorry Earthers but you know what they say "
man's emission is another mans atmosphere".
2. Anti-static Dryer sheets: They're not just for breakfast
3. Earth women: Love the smell, and the taste :)
4. "V" the series DVD's
5. Old reruns of ALF
6. Vasaline: "the other clear meat"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Earther's reproductive rituals.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Everything in "Men in Black" was true ;)
Except of course, the parts that weren't.
You should message me if
You are open minded and into inter-species dating.
You have a passion for mid 18th Century American History.
You own a gun, but refuse to buy bullets. (this rules out most
When somone mentions the word "threeway", your mental image is not
of a tri-gyrational snooofer widget.
You've run out of medication.