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dkmp
21 / M / gay / Single
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Pisces but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English, Japanese (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am always sleepy, daydreaming, and smiling.
My Self-Summary
So hey. I'm this awesome geeky guy. Nice to meet you.
I usually find most people funny, whether they intend to be or not. I have a thing for slightly dorky people. So drop me a message, I can't wait to hear what you have to say!
I like animals, bugs, aquariums, books, yelling at the television. (Lots of other things too. But, you know.)
I do not eat meat or fish, but I really don't mind if you do.
I like meeting people. I like laughing with people. I also make myself laugh a lot. This is probably why I will never be a comedian.
I usually find most people funny, whether they intend to be or not. I have a thing for slightly dorky people. So drop me a message, I can't wait to hear what you have to say!
I like animals, bugs, aquariums, books, yelling at the television. (Lots of other things too. But, you know.)
I do not eat meat or fish, but I really don't mind if you do.
I like meeting people. I like laughing with people. I also make myself laugh a lot. This is probably why I will never be a comedian.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm abroad right now in Japan, studying. Across that ocean. I'm
coming home in December. Really looking forward to Mexican food and
pizza. And guilt-free yelling in public.
I’m really good at
wasting time. Both on and off the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Science
fiction. For pretty much all of those categories. Asimov,
Sunshine, Royksopp, or conveyor-belt sushi.
More specifically, I read lots of comics, lots of fiction. Favorite authors/artists: Pullman, Nix, Sedaris, Samura, Tezuka, Campbell, Matsumoto, lalala.
I'll watch almost any movie. If left to my own devices I will usually pick horror, sci-fi, comedy. V for Vendetta, The Fifth Element, Sunshine, Ghost in the Shell, etc.
I've been getting more into hip-hop lately, and even started appreciating older country music. But I'm at home with any of that singer-songwriter stuff the kids listen to these days. Regina Spektor, Ratatat, The Sounds, lots lots more.
I've been a vegetarian since I was eleven.
More specifically, I read lots of comics, lots of fiction. Favorite authors/artists: Pullman, Nix, Sedaris, Samura, Tezuka, Campbell, Matsumoto, lalala.
I'll watch almost any movie. If left to my own devices I will usually pick horror, sci-fi, comedy. V for Vendetta, The Fifth Element, Sunshine, Ghost in the Shell, etc.
I've been getting more into hip-hop lately, and even started appreciating older country music. But I'm at home with any of that singer-songwriter stuff the kids listen to these days. Regina Spektor, Ratatat, The Sounds, lots lots more.
I've been a vegetarian since I was eleven.
The six things I could never do without
eyelids
The Daily Show
milk
the universality of smiling
naps
sarcasm
self-control
the letters clearly marked on a keyboard
mechanical pencils
(that's 6, right?)
The Daily Show
milk
the universality of smiling
naps
sarcasm
self-control
the letters clearly marked on a keyboard
mechanical pencils
(that's 6, right?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I had gone 21 years without noticing my collar bones are slightly
uneven. My last boyfriend very gently pointed it out to me. We're
talking barely detectable. You can't even see it, and I wouldn't
mind it on someone else. But man, it bothers me now when I am
buttoning up a shirt.
You should message me if
it strikes you as a good idea.
But seriously, there are very few things that will prevent me from returning a message. However, nothing kills good intentions quicker than the unironic use of 1337speak. We are not texting. You have a full keyboard in front of you.
"How r u?"
"I'm fine, but apparently this correspondence is so painful you're typing as few letters as possible to get it over with."
Call me a snob, whatever. I'd love to chat with you, just don't be looking to get flirtatious with your srsly kewl lulz. It's like bonerkill cut with the purest epic fail. I will laugh, sigh, and close the window.
But seriously, there are very few things that will prevent me from returning a message. However, nothing kills good intentions quicker than the unironic use of 1337speak. We are not texting. You have a full keyboard in front of you.
"How r u?"
"I'm fine, but apparently this correspondence is so painful you're typing as few letters as possible to get it over with."
Call me a snob, whatever. I'd love to chat with you, just don't be looking to get flirtatious with your srsly kewl lulz. It's like bonerkill cut with the purest epic fail. I will laugh, sigh, and close the window.
