I've come to the conclusion that I'm rather terrible at writing these things (which, considering I was a Journalism major, is rather ironic in an Alanis-esque type way). Fortunately, a competing singles site has provided a fabulous bulleted list of suggestions for a quality profile, which I will now blatantly steal in my attempt to woo my fellow relationship seekers:

Hobbies (in no particular order): Sporting events, museums, Netflix Nights, poker, improvisation, comedy clubs, incessantly quoting movies (warning: a date with me will likely yield a horrible Inigo Montoya impression)

Aspirations: Travel the world, make people laugh on a daily basis, learn how to play the guitar and/or keyboard

Work/life balance: I work for as an advisor for a local university. I'm a firm believer that work stays at work and should remain separate from quality (insert your name here) time.

Quirks/traits friends admire: Considering this is a question better suited for friends to answer, I asked one friend in particular to answer this one: “It would have to be your generosity, your kindness, your creativity, your sense of humor. You know…the good stuff.”

Cute faults: As much as I hate to admit it, I’m consistently in the running for the unofficial title of “Klutz of the Year.”

Likes (again, in no particular order): Traveling to as many places as possible (though I have a ways to go), my iPod, riotous laughter, "The Office", John Candy movies, Rocky I-IV (V never happened, sorry), spicy food, classic 80s cartoons, learning as much as possible about everything, making up my own words (see the aforementioned “Alanis-esque”)

Dislikes: Intolerant people and onions. That about sums it up.

My Match: I'm looking for someone who I can plain and simply have a good time with (and who would appreciate the irony of a Journalism major ending his last sentence with a preposition). I’ve certainly grown more adventurous with age. So I’d love to find a girl who will seek that same level of adventure…all the while discussing the sociocultural impact of The Karate Kid (the 80s version, not this Jackie Chan stuff). I'm seeking someone who is open-minded, warm-hearted, and who has a great sense of humor.

Oh, and I am quite adept at all games (board, video, Photo Hunt, etc.)...but I don't play dating games. Just saying, is all.

I currently work as an educational administrator. On the side, I both perform and teach improvisational comedy. I also direct a troupe in the suburban Philly area.

All modesty aside...I make a mean grilled cheese.

Probably that I do the following things a lot:
* Smile
* Laugh
* Incessantly use the word, "Awesome."

Books: I'm a huge fan of biographies, my favorite being Steve Martin's "Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life."

Movies: Besides the aforementioned "The Princess Bride" and Rocky I-IV, my favorites include "American Beauty," "Office Space," and "Almost Famous."

Music: I tend to go through phases with my music preferences. The new albums by DMB, The Killers, and Mumford & Sons are on a continuous loop on my iPod right now.

Food: All

1.) Family/friends (natch)
2.) iPhone
3.) GPS (I admittedly lack that whole "good sense of direction" thing)
4.) The word "awesome"
5.) Coffee
6.) Performing improv

I'm generally plotting my next vacation and/or meal (not necessarily in that order).

I'm usually with family and/or friends, probably doing something that involves a lot of food and laughing.

Regrettably, I can never undo the first concert I ever attended.

I've already said too much.

...you read my profile and say to yourself, "Hey, I should message that guy!"