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30 F Paris, France

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:36pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
stuff i like: black tights. slow jamz. hugs. high fives. bowler hats. sweater weather. thunderstorms. mexican candy. phở. nag champa. catch phrases. chicago (my hometown). paris. philadelphia. schwinn bicycles. malted milkshakes. my record player. old books. good beer. shitty beer. gin gimlets. bourbon. rock. roll. twist. shout.

i think mike birbiglia might be my spirit animal.

i'm american.

i'm prone to flights of fancy and intermittent okc message responses.

i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel.
What I’m doing with my life
buying groceries. watching movies. making lists... and guacamole.
I’m really good at
parallel parking. cutting my own hair. wearing dresses. drinking tea. avoiding cameras. jokes. laughing too loudly. self-deprecation. giving myself pep-talks:
The first things people usually notice about me
a friend told me i am "the most consistently good-smelling person" he knows. also, my (decidedly un-french) accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
e.e. cummings. anaïs nin. the book of laughter and forgetting. danny the champion of the world. franny and zooey. harry potter. just kids. this side of paradise. a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. valley of the dolls. a moveable feast. cahiers du cinema. godard on godard.

arrested development. 30 rock. the wire. party down. louie. tim & eric. community. parks and rec. game of thrones. the adventures of pete & pete. breaking bad. walking dead. lots of bbc/channel 4.

i gravitate toward stylish, auteur-y stuff and cult-films, but here's a random list of movies i really love.... baisers volés. a woman is a woman. pierrot le fou. le mepris. the royal tenenbaums. sweet movie. sedmikrásky. keoma. bird with the crystal plumage. phantom of the paradise. harold and maude. mommy dearest. dressed to kill. persona. the enigma of kaspar hauser. the bad seed. in the mood for love. chungking express. beyond the valley of the dolls. the vengeance trilogy. battle royale. what time is it there? the beaver trilogy. withnail & i. the birds. his girl friday. kicking & screaming. stuart saves his family. groundhog day. what about bob? scrooged. lost in translation. elf. national lampoon's christmas vacation. grey gardens. bigger than life. dolls. from beyond. rom coms. dude-movies. bill murray movies. frances ha is making it's way up there. forever-love for godard, wes anderson, scorsese, truffaut, herzog, chantal akerman, stan brakhage, straub-huillet, howard hawks, almodóvar, hitchcock, kurosawa, bergman, michel gondry, coen bros, sofia coppola, early hal ashby, jim jarmusch..... i could do this all day... #filmnerd

the kinks. the rolling stones. magnetic fields. david bowie. joy division. new order. eno. talking heads. the beach boys. television. nick drake. bob dylan. patti smith. harry nilsson. the zombies. the left banke. love. donovan. fleetwood mac. the jesus and mary chain. the shagri-las. velvet underground. nico. lou reed. galaxie 500. my bloody valentine. slowdive. spacemen 3. simon & garfunkle/paul simon. the white stripes. yé-yé/60s french pop. sparks. beirut. jens lekman. bon iver. joanna newsom. wooden shjips. little teeth. devendra banhart. fuck buttons. yeah yeah yeahs. king khan & the shrines/bbq show. ariel pink. tune-yards. ponytail. lightning bolt. pattern is movement. daniel francis doyle. grizzly bear. jay reatard. fucked up. folklore. van dyke parks. grimes. zola jesus. ssion. spank rock. jay-z. kanye. mos def. das racist. kendrik lamar. frank ocean. ofwgkta. nicki minaj. ludacris. really raunchy, nasty rap/hip-hop. rilo kiley. deathcab for cutie. saves the day. wilco. the new pornographers. yo la tengo. guided by voices. owen. joan of arc. bikini kill. sleater-kinney. the get-up kids. dismemberment plan. hermit thrushes. power animal... the 'beverly hills cop' soundtrack is pretty sweet.... this list is longer than "movies"....

phở. crêpes with banana and nutella. good cheese. croissants. breakfast. burritos. (surprisingly, though, not a huge fan of breakfast-burritos.) tamales. pizza. baguettes from aki boulanger or eric kayser. also, everything.
The six things I could never do without
epic lolzzz. "this must be the place (naive melody)" by the talking heads. bubbly water. black tights. netflix. red lipstick in the summer/smith's rosebud salve in the winter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to wear.

when do i start feeling like a grown-up?

how do adults make new friends?
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to allow myself to be amazed. or watching the internet... probably drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
unlikely crushes include: louis ck, vincent d'onofrio, anthony perkins, john hodgman, tom haverford, dwayne wayne, peter dinklage, zac efron, zach galifianakis, trent lane, district attorney jack mccoy, alan rickman, neil degrasse tyson, arthur rimbaud, detective john munch, stephen merchant, the geico gecko, richard dreyfuss, endless mike hellstrom.

despite my apparent cynicism, and underneath all that sarcasm and eye-rolling-at-couples-holding-hands, i want something real... as stephin merritt said, "the rest of life pales in significance; i'm looking for somebody with whom to dance."
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are awesome. in every way.

you get jokes. (like, the kind where i am making fun of you, but only a lil' bit cus i'm totes jk-ing!)

you already have a girlfriend. i don't care if you have an "open relationship" or whatever. also, do not send me a message if you have just gotten out of a very long-term relationship and you think you maybe, probably will get back together with your ex... leave me out of it. i've been burned before, man... seriously. DO NOT WANT.