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31 Paris, France Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:27am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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stuff i like: black tights. slow jamz. hugs. high fives. bowler hats. sweater weather. thunderstorms. mexican candy. phở. nag champa. catch phrases. chicago (my hometown). paris (my second home). schwinn bicycles. malted milkshakes. my record player. old books. good beer. shitty beer. gin gimlets. bourbon. rock. roll. twist. shout.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
buying groceries. watching movies. making lists. eating.

... i take a lot of walks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not speaking french. parallel parking. cutting my own hair. wearing dresses. drinking tea. avoiding cameras. jokes. laughing too loudly. self-deprecation. speaking english with a french accent. giving myself pep-talks:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
a friend told me i am "the most consistently good-smelling person" he knows. also, american accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
e.e. cummings. anaïs nin. the book of laughter and forgetting. danny the champion of the world. franny and zooey. harry potter. just kids. this side of paradise. a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. valley of the dolls. a moveable feast. cahiers du cinema. godard on godard.

arrested development. 30 rock. broad city. the wire. party down. louie. tim & eric. portlandia. community. parks and rec. game of thrones. the adventures of pete & pete. breaking bad. walking dead. lots of bbc/channel 4... i am a big fan of the teevee.

i gravitate toward stylish, auteur-y stuff and cult-films, but here's a random list of movies i really love.... baisers volés. a woman is a woman. pierrot le fou. le mepris. the royal tenenbaums. sweet movie. sedmikrásky. keoma. bird with the crystal plumage. phantom of the paradise. harold and maude. mommy dearest. dressed to kill. persona. the enigma of kaspar hauser. the bad seed. in the mood for love. chungking express. beyond the valley of the dolls. the vengeance trilogy. battle royale. what time is it there? the beaver trilogy. withnail & i. the birds. his girl friday. kicking & screaming. stuart saves his family. groundhog day. what about bob? scrooged. lost in translation. elf. national lampoon's christmas vacation. grey gardens. bigger than life. dolls. from beyond. rom coms. dude-movies. bill murray movies. frances ha is making it's way up there. forever-love for godard, wes anderson, scorsese, truffaut, herzog, chantal akerman, stan brakhage, straub-huillet, howard hawks, almodóvar, hitchcock, kurosawa, bergman, michel gondry, coen bros, sofia coppola, early hal ashby, jim jarmusch..... i could do this all day... #filmnerd

the kinks. the rolling stones. magnetic fields. david bowie. joy division. new order. eno. talking heads. the beach boys. television. nick drake. bob dylan. patti smith. harry nilsson. the zombies. the left banke. love. donovan. fleetwood mac. the jesus and mary chain. the shagri-las. velvet underground. nico. lou reed. galaxie 500. my bloody valentine. slowdive. spacemen 3. simon & garfunkle/paul simon. the white stripes. yé-yé/60s french pop. sparks. beirut. jens lekman. bon iver. joanna newsom. wooden shjips. little teeth. devendra banhart. fuck buttons. yeah yeah yeahs. king khan & the shrines/bbq show. ariel pink. tune-yards. waxahatchee. angel olsen. mutual benefit. ponytail. lightning bolt. pattern is movement. daniel francis doyle. grizzly bear. jay reatard. fucked up. folklore. van dyke parks. grimes. zola jesus. ssion. spank rock. jay-z. kanye. mos def. das racist. kendrik lamar. frank ocean. ofwgkta. nicki minaj. ludacris. really raunchy, nasty rap/hip-hop. rilo kiley. deathcab for cutie. saves the day. wilco. the new pornographers. yo la tengo. guided by voices. owen. joan of arc. bikini kill. sleater-kinney. the get-up kids. dismemberment plan. hermit thrushes. power animal... the 'beverly hills cop' soundtrack is pretty sweet.... this list is longer than "movies"....

phở. crêpes with banana and nutella. good cheese. croissants. breakfast. burritos. (surprisingly, though, not a huge fan of breakfast-burritos.) tamales. pizza. baguettes from aki boulanger or eric kayser. also, everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
epic lolzzz. "this must be the place (naive melody)" by the talking heads. bubbly water. black tights. netflix. red lipstick in the summer/smith's rosebud salve in the winter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to wear.

how do adults make new friends?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching the internet, probably... but shit gets real on saturday night...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
unlikely crushes include: louis ck, vincent d'onofrio, anthony perkins, john hodgman, tom haverford, dwayne wayne, peter dinklage, zac efron, zach galifianakis, trent lane, buddy the elf, district attorney jack mccoy, alan rickman, neil degrasse tyson, arthur rimbaud, detective john munch, stephen merchant, the geico gecko, richard dreyfuss, endless mike hellstrom.

though i strive to be relatively low-maintenance, i have an insane amount of cosmetics and skin care products.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you speak english. bonus points if you have a british accent.

i can guarantee-- with absolute, one hundred percent certainty-- that i will not respond to any messages pertaining to the size of your peen or how good you are at sex. in fact, messages containing thinly veiled, generally icky sexual innuendo of any sort will be promptly deleted. this is not because i am a prudish snob who dislikes sex or jokes about sex. i assure you i am not. however, if some dude i had never met before came up to me at a bar/coffee shop/in line at the grocery store/wherever and said, "hello. i am extremely well endowed. i need extra large condoms. some ladies say i'm too big for them. i think you and i should get together. i know we'd have a reeeal good time," i would more than likely laugh in his face and/or run away. i would imagine that this would be the reaction amongst most women. now, if it doesn't work in real life, perhaps you should rethink your online dating approach. if it does work for you, that's awesome. but i am telling you quite plainly that it will not work on me. so please, for the love of god, send me a message meant for a human person, not a hole. thank you.