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34 M Brighton, MA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 8:40pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Ancient Greek (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Let me just get this out of the way: I have a seriously out-of-control penis obsession. I will do anything for penis. All you have to do is dangle your dick in front of my face, and I will do anything you want. Every moment I'm with you, I'll be craving the opportunity to worship your cock. As you will find out, I'm incredibly and deeply obsessed with dick and balls. I'm pathologically and insanely fascinated with male genitals. I crave dick 24/7.

I am still committed to replying to EVERY message I get. Each of you is a person with feelings and deserves a response. I'm working my way through a number of messages, so if I accidentally missed yours, please do send me another!

Hi, I'm Derek! I'm relatively new to Boston, all the way from the great state of Texas. A graduate student, I enjoy learning, music, hanging out with friends, fun conversations, jokes, books, math/science, photography, museums, poetry, and languages.

We haven't met yet, but your mom loves me already!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently living my dream! I'm getting a masters degree (biblical studies, in order to continue to revolutionize religious dialogue and make the world super-cool for gays everywhere!) after spending two amazing years teaching math at a low-income, urban high school.

My other academic interests include math, science, philosophy, linguistics, and music.

We need more good people working on Bible from a historical/literary standpoint. My goal is to help those who are trying to find healthy, responsible, life-giving approaches to the Bible instead of interpretations that are oppressive and unhealthy.

Though surprising to most people, I think that studying the Bible leads directly to a position that affirms and embraces all sexual orientations.

I think part of studying the texts in the original languages help us to detect the "human fingerprints" that are all over the Bible. Understanding the human elements of the Bible puts its authority and applicability in the proper perspective.

I'm a Christian, but not a "Christian-supremacist." (I'm open-minded, and I embrace and celebrate those of all religions and/or no religion. I will NOT try to convert anyone.)

But probably my biggest priority in life is that I'm trying to satisfy my unstoppable, unquenchable love for penis. I am absolutely, insanely obsessed with male genitals. If you have a bulging and shockingly impressive package, I'm yours! I can't get enough cock. My craving for dick is unmatched.

I am a total cock whore. I will be a total slut for your penis. You have the dick so you make the rules.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Being a true friend and a caring companion
2. Harpsichord, organ, and piano (singing, too)
3. Having interesting discussions that build knowledge and community
4. Entertaining people and making them laugh and/or think!
5. Well, I'm getting better at photography and poetry. I'm beginning to have a reputation on my campus as a good amateur photographer
6. Striving for peace, justice, and harmony for all people
7. Being affectionate, warm, caring, romantic, and kind
8. I tell bad jokes. I'll admit I love it...and I am very good at it! I like puns and witty comments. I like working acrostics, puns, and riddles into my poetry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm really friendly, thought-provoking, and open-minded. I make friends easily and can talk to anybody. I also have a great smile, and can help others feel loved and supported.

The first thing a man will notice about me is that I'm staring directly at his bulge. I have the utmost respect for a man's genitals. If your legs are spread, you will have to tell me firmly to stop staring at your package, and if that doesn't work, you may need to cover your package with your hand to keep me in line. :-) I will memorize every detail of the outline of your dick and balls in your pants. Then, at the end of evey date, I'll go home and jerk off thinking about your genitals. I'll probably jerk off for a week remembering the outline of your genitals.

If you want to make me cry, all you have to do is look at me sternly and say, "You won't be getting an inch of dick tonight."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Bible, Plato, academic works on history, theology, photography, and languages; Harry Potter, Lewis Carroll, Shakespeare, Christina Rossetti, the Sherlock Holmes stories of Arthur Conan Doyle

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean (all 4!), Avatar, 300, O Brother, Where Art Thou, Sherlock Holmes, Clue, Star Wars, lots of Disney movies, Pixar movies

Music: Mainly Baroque and Classical

Food: Anything tasty! Mexican, Italian, French, "church potluck," etc.

Flowers: My favorite wildflower is the Texas bluebonnet and my favorite cultivated flower is the lily. (I even have fleurs-de-lis on my stationery.)

I also like the smell of frankincense.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
By far, the most important thing in my life is my wiener. Life is not worth living without my precious penis. Because I care only about pleasing my penis, it makes me a selfish, impulsive, immature jerk. I'm completely controlled by my genitals. If I'm thinking with my genitals and I start to ignore you or treat you badly, I deserve a good solid kick in the balls, because that's all I care about. Or, you can threaten to cut off my precious penis, and I'll be motivated to agree to anything you say, and I'll be very compliant.

Six other things: Living, Loving, Listening, Laughing, Learning, Listing

(J/K about listing!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to make the world a better place. I also spend a lot of time thinking about dicks, both my dick and the dicks of other guys. ;-) I'm extremely crazy about cock. I'm especially obsessed with large penises. :-)

I promise I will not neglect your balls! I need to please your dick and balls so much!

I will quickly become a slave to your dick. I want to suck dick BAD! I'll do anything to get your dick. I need to serve your dick, and I'm willing to be a completely obedient slave in order to get it.

I will never feel fulfilled until I'm treated like a total dick receptacle. I need to take dick hard and often.

If I've given you 4 or 5 stars, it means that I've already masturbated to your profile pictures.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, or studying, or both! Also, Shabbat services/dinner with my Jewish friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. Since I believe in being honest, I need to admit that I think with my penis all the time. My penis basically runs my life and makes my decisions. I do think about sex a lot, but I'm not into random, one-time hook-ups, unless you lure me into it with your penis. I love sucking dick and licking balls more than anything.

2. My penis is 7 inches long. You have every right to judge me by my penis length.

3. I masturbate constantly, like a pathetic loser. I masturbate at least 5-7 times a day.

4. I have a strong desire to have my penis cut off if a guy thinks I deserve it for any reason. If I don't treat a guy right, he has the right to cut off my most important possession. I don't deserve to have a dick. This is not a fantasy. I'm totally serious. I will sign a liability risk waiver giving you permission to cut off my penis at any time for any reason, so that you don't get into any trouble.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Update 1/28/2014: Message me if you really like me and want to get to know me. I'm investing more time into building close, enduring friendships and less time into dating, especially while I wrestle with what I'm really looking for in a guy.

Former: You should message me if you have a huge wiener. I love a nice big cock, so if you want to get it worshiped, message me. Seriously. Because I think only with my penis, it's extremely easy to manipulate me into doing whatever you want and take full control of the relationship. You've literally got me by the balls.

Message me if you are cute, smart, caring, fun-loving, and enjoy thought-provoking conversations! (Especially if you like Bach cantatas!) I'm relaxed and open to chatting with new people. I am committed to responding to everyone who contacts me, so if I don't reply, I have missed your message, and send me another!

I'm very open and non-judgmental. You can talk to me about anything!

(In case you find it helpful for you: ADVICE FOR DATING ME: (1) I like first/second dates to be fun times where we get to know each other. I do like movies, but not as a first date where I sit next to a stranger and am not able to interact with one another! I like parks and museums where we can have fun together and get to know each other as we talk.

(2) Please be committed to open and honest communication. It is so much cleaner and smoother if we're on the same page. I won't be offended if we're not a match. If you aren't interested, or if you want to see other people, that's great! I'll be happy for you. Just let me know.

(3) Be a man of strong character and valor -- patient, forgiving, flexible, and willing to compromise and negotiate. We're in this together. Why would anyone want to be committed to a selfish jerk?

(4) I generally don't kiss on the first date, even when I really want to! So don't take it the wrong way. I do like hugs, and I love flirting, so don't be shy! However, if you whip out your penis on the first date, I will get on my knees and beg to suck it immediately. I will start sucking on your cock like it's the only thing keeping me alive.

(5) You don't need to "impress" me, and it could backfire unless you know what you are doing! Just be yourself. I'm open and accepting of many kinds of people.

(6) I'm not looking for an instant one-time hook up. I AM willing to meet people, give it a chance, and see where it goes, whether it's friends, dating, boyfriends, or more.)