Update 1/28/2014: Message me if you really like me and want to get
to know me. I'm investing more time into building close, enduring
friendships and less time into dating, especially while I wrestle
with what I'm really looking for in a guy.
Former: You should message me if you have a huge wiener. I love a
nice big cock
, so if
you want to get it worshiped, message me. Seriously. Because I
think only with my penis
, it's extremely easy to manipulate
me into doing whatever you want and take full control of the
relationship. You've literally got me by the balls.
Message me if you are cute, smart, caring, fun-loving, and enjoy
thought-provoking conversations! (Especially if you like Bach
cantatas!) I'm relaxed and open to chatting with new people. I am
committed to responding to everyone who contacts me, so if I don't
reply, I have missed your message, and send me another!
I'm very open and non-judgmental. You can talk to me about
(In case you find it helpful for you: ADVICE FOR DATING ME: (1) I
like first/second dates to be fun times where we get to know each
other. I do like movies, but not as a first date where I sit next
to a stranger and am not able to interact with one another! I like
parks and museums where we can have fun together and get to know
each other as we talk.
(2) Please be committed to open and honest communication. It is so
much cleaner and smoother if we're on the same page. I won't be
offended if we're not a match. If you aren't interested, or if you
want to see other people, that's great! I'll be happy for you. Just
let me know.
(3) Be a man of strong character and valor -- patient, forgiving,
flexible, and willing to compromise and negotiate. We're in this
together. Why would anyone want to be committed to a selfish
(4) I generally don't kiss on the first date, even when I really
want to! So don't take it the wrong way. I do like hugs, and I love
flirting, so don't be shy! However, if you whip out your penis
on the first date, I
will get on my knees and beg to suck it immediately. I will start
sucking on your cock
like it's the only thing keeping me alive.
(5) You don't need to "impress" me, and it could backfire unless
you know what you are doing! Just be yourself. I'm open and
accepting of many kinds of people.
(6) I'm not looking for an instant one-time hook up. I AM willing
to meet people, give it a chance, and see where it goes, whether
it's friends, dating, boyfriends, or more.)